Terpine's Official - "I Just Got My A-314" - Summer of 2011 Version

Field Reports & Anecdotal Experience Men's Pheromone Advice & Field Reports
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My experiences and encounters with A-314 are well-documented. First coming across these great molecules last year around this time - it didn’t take long for this product to instantly enhance the opportunities presented to me. My bottle has just recently ran dry. I use it for all the most important events I attend and whenever I wanna make a great impression or have an edge. Mentally and physically I got everything going for myself, I’m constantly told I’m attractive by people from all walks of life, but I’m rough around the edges in the social department. I wish I had discovered A-314 while I was in high school - I went through most of high school with one girlfriend and was pretty much the ‘womanizing lone wolf’ by the time I hit senior year and was single again - I ended up starting a relationship with a really attractive new girl almost out of the loneliness I felt at the time. I’m one of those people who’s been into PUA techniques since I was 13 years old, an age that some people consider perfect for making you a social robot if you start analyzing stuff from a PUA perspective. I don’t look at things like that, I’ve always been somewhat socially deficient and have been on a mission to better myself through PUA tactics > eventually ‘graduating’ to NLP tactics (neuro-linguistic programming - a communication art that promotes better responses out of interactions). Now I have pheromones and a great need to overcompensate for everything I lacked socially (and even financially) while growing up (my own psychological analysis concludes this to be the reason for me to reach for greater things and mass acceptance). If it wasn’t for this effort to better myself I would of never stepped outside the box to pursue my passion, I believe a person’s purpose and life can be found through their passion. If there was a formula for somebody who reached for higher things I’d be the result, going from a living situation of a family with great house and a summer home to living with a single father in a cluttered 2 bedroom apartment has to be the recipe for strong desires of grandeur.

When I graduated high school early (Class of 2010, finished up November 2009). I took some time off and a solo trip to California that following February - my favorite place in the world so far. I came back a more enlightened person with goals and an ambition, I’m now on a relentless pursuit. With this new bottle I’m hoping to more frequently present myself to events and lucrative opportunities. Now that you’ve had enough background information on my current state of mind, I digress - it’s time for a report of A-314. My order last year was was bottled 6/24/2010 and was REV-23 Batch 7. I now enter into PEV-23 - Batch 17

My old bottle was a great addition to the scent of a Hugo Boss Soul cologne. The first thing I can say about this bottle is the smell is much different, bit muskier and intriguing pleasant. I first applied my gifted sample bottle of Instant Openness that came with it. Then applied some A-314. The effects on my friend in the car were subtle yet very noticeable. I also didn’t notice any type of dissension later in the night as I hit the 5 hour mark. This was a very memorable day for me, I had a performance out in a major city (Massachusett’s second biggest city). Not long after almost being hit by a truck on the highway during the ride there, were also got pulled over. Being from New Hampshire, wearing a seat belt is a foreign concept to me. Me & My friend completely forgot to click it when we got pulled over, the cop immediately came to the window and said “Do you two not believe in safety belts”

My friends responds coyly, “is that a law or something?” to which I jump “Ya..oh wow sorry about that were from NH, it’s a habit”. This is the 21st time I’ve been pulled over, I have still NEVER gotten a ticket. When he asked me if I ever had a ticket I said “Nope, never” to which he responded “You don’t wanna say that, somebody’s always gonna wanna pop that cherry” in a humorous tone. He told me he pulled us over for driving too close to a truck and that during this time of the day lots of accidents happen because the sun beats down on drivers eyes, I thanked him for looking out for us. We got no ticket.

Keep in mind I’m dressed in ‘brand new looking’ (I keep my shoes clean and have a big rotation) white Nike ‘snakeskin’ high tops, white Levi jeans, a baby blue T-shirt with a headphone design on the front and a white button-up - people were staring at me from a distance - the A-314 only solidified my status…

(To be continued…I gotta head out right now)

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Was wondering why my report thread got deleted?

Just curious. I put a lot into writing it and was planning to continue where I left off but then ended up finding it got deleted. I saw it scrolling across, “Terpines Official “I Just Got My A-314” - 2011 Edition”, clicked it and it was gone. Any information leading to the arrest and prosecution of the moderator involved will result in a reward :wink:

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It wasn’t deleted it was stuck in moderation for some reason. You may blame it on John Sebastian if you wish.:slight_smile:

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Ahh, I see. I didn’t remember that threads were submitted to moderation before being displayed.

Anyway onto the report - Day 1, A-314

First things first, I must say the scent is very different from the last bottle I purchased. So far I’ve only used it this one day and there were many distinct hits. Here’s the story,

I’m a musician/performer, I was making my south on a 90 mile road trip to perform at a cancer benefit at a prominent club in Massachusett’s second largest city. Doing about 75-80 MPH I notice traffic ahead was hitting the breaks. I react instantly and hit the brakes, calmly controlling my vehicle. I’m completely confident in the timing of my brake, stopping distance and the control I have with my car, my passenger braces himself as I smirk -to my own amusement my cars burning rubber and sliding on the highway pavement, I check my rear-view mirror and see an 18 wheeler behind me doing the exact same thing my car is doing leaving a giant smoke trail in it’s path. From the right lane I veer to the shoulder as the truck merges to the next lane missing my car by inches.

As I exit onto the next highway route a State Trooper is in my rear view trailing me, I stay in the same lane before moving over to the next in hopes he’d pass. Instead he pulls up alongside my car diagonally, at this point I’m thinking he is pre-emptively running my plates. Sure enough he moves behind me and the lights flash. I pull to the right. My suspicion of him pre-emptively running my plates was confirmed when he immediately got out of his cruiser and to my passenger side window before I even had time to reach for my registration. The first thing he says is, “do you two believe in seatbelts” to which my friend coyly responds..“uhhh..is that a law or something”. To avoid an impression of disrespect, I immediately interject “Ohh geee, we’re from NH, I guess it’s a habit”. He kind of chuckles and tells us to fasten them. He asks me if I’ve ever gotten a ticket before and I respond “No” to which he responds “You don’t wanna say that, someone’s gonna wanna pop that cherry”. He goes back to his car, runs our licenses and sees that I’m onto my 4th year of driving without a ticket (despite the fact I’ve been pulled over 21 times). He comes back and says “I guess you really haven’t gotten a ticket, here’s your license be careful pulling out”. He tells me that usually this is the time where a lot of accidents occur due to the sun beating down on drivers eyes. I thank him for looking out for us and wish him a great day. We pull back onto the road without still ticketless.

Back on the way towards the show…

We get to Worcester, MA. Running late but luckily the show was delayed due to the opening act and soundman running behind schedule. Now I stop at Subway sandwich shop where I go in there to get a sandwich. From a distance people (of the Juggalo subculture) are staring at me, I’m dressed in brand new looking white Nike’s with “snakeskin”, white Levi jeans and a white button up over a baby blue t-shirt. I’m wearing a straw hat with a blue sash around it - I attract attention from a distance but the A-314 is doing a great job of complimenting my aura as it solidified me as a viable persona and presence. I blend in with the crowd in the lounge as the opening acts perform. The promoter of the show comes up to me and asks me if I can trim my set by 5 minutes because of the show running behind schedule and the city’s venue restrictions, I have no problem with this but he’s re-iterating his question and concern, thanking me, and guaranteeing me a better set for the next show we do together. There’s some girls giving me obvious hits, walking past me with a sly look over her shoulder, spending time in my vicinity while I’m at the bar, looks from across the room, etc. I’m going on 2 drops to each wrist.

By the end of the show I’m spending more time around the bar then Ted Danson but don’t let the reference to Cheers fool you, I’m 19 years old. Some pheromone enthusiasts may say I’m too young for A-314 but I play the part well. I step to the female bartender and ask what there is to drink and she asks me what I want, beer, mixed drink etc. I respond with a flavor, these words will appear basic but remember it’s not what you say…but how you say it. “I’m still underage..” she says “What would you like?”, I raise my eyebrows and respond “A Corona”, my 20 year old friend tries to get a beer and she questions him and says he looks young but he still gets it anyway. I tip her two dollars. I finish my beer and turn straight back to the bar to find myself in instant eye contact with the bartender, she smiles and I get myself a shot of Hennessy, followed by a double shot of Hennessy. 1:30 AM comes around and it’s time for me to close out the show, I get up on stage and take the mic and nail my whole set on point. The crowd is awwing over some of my lyrics, my tracks are getting receptive responses. I end my sit with a bit of commentary and mild comedy, I let my friend grab the mic and say a couple words as I take a seat on the side of the stage. About everyone in the club gravitates towards me, the promoter and his sidekick tell me “Not to judge them by this show and most of their shows are a lot bigger and they wanna get me on some bigger spots” I tell them not to worry about it (the venue had a good draw anyway), the night was fun and “promotion is a tough game, there’s a lot of parameters that need to be covered”. An old timer from the back of the lounge (which was full of pool tables) comes up to me and tells me I had a really “classy style” on stage.

As I leave the venue I make my way to the parking garage to find that the whole place is locked up despite what the operator of the intercom told me. I make my way downtown to see if I can find anyone who might be able to help, instead I find a bunch of clubs letting out. I’m getting plenty of attention from people, out of the corner of my eye I notice people staring at me and complimenting my outfit, shoes, hat, etc. Two people asked me where I got my hat that night and when I approached people asking them things I got the whole groups attention rather quickly with receptive and attentive responses. After everything dies down me and my friend get sick of waiting, we walk the perimeter of the garage until we find an opening near an office on the third story of the garage. We make our way to the car and find a garage door, I look over the buttons and hit the green “Open button”. Run to my car. Make my way to that door, step out of the vehicle to lift up (and break) the yellow brigade thing.

We make our way home.

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Edit: double post

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So wait a minute here. Your band is Juggalo type?

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Lol nahh there was a lotta Juggalo types in the area because of a show at another venue.

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You were definitely looking good in the picture. Very suave :slight_smile:. I was trying to put the two together though so I got a bit confused. I do like Insane Clown Posse though :wink:

So what type of music do you actually play? We have a lot of other musicians on the boards too :slight_smile:

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Thanks Steve. I like all types of music and I can write any type of song but I rap.

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I was wondering how the far can A-314 be detected from, what’s the range?

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Depends on what setting you’re in, if you’re outside or inside, what the temperature is… lol. On average though I’ve seen effects as high as 10 feet. But your ‘range’ can get higher, so to speak, if you’ve been walking around a room and getting other people in the room a hit of your mones.

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Thanks, appreciate that