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3 new field reports:
All Aboard:
Me and my wingman started out at Fox & Hound. This chick my wingman knew was playing pool with him when I entered wearing the Cobra Commander Mix. Shortly thereafter, we were running kino by tickling her on her panty line when she bent over for shots. After that, I went into some metaphysical speak mixed with my usual profound insight routine (she was into astrology, so I used a little metaphysical). I hooked her within 2 minutes. We went to the bar and had a few drinks. She asked me for my number. More kino…now she’s initiating the kino, not me. We decide to bounce over to Joe’s Older Than Dirt. At this bar, things really start to escalate. We used the camera phone routine on her (I have a picture of her on my Myspace page). Kino escalated into kissing, necking, and light groping. Ran more metaphysical/profound insight on her. Wingman is matching what I’m doing. The fun thing about the Cobra Commander Mix is that it doesn’t force the woman to pair off with just one of us. We are both gaming her equally as hard…and she’s rolling with it. To make a long story short, she invites the both of us back to her place…which actually ends up being her ex-husband’s house (he’s away on vacation in Vegas at the time). We have drinks, take turns gaming her. Things got as far as full-blown making out. Stopped short of sex because at the last minute she felt guilty about getting trained in her ex-husband’s house while he was out of town.
Oh well…I tried breaking down her LMR, but eventually realized that powering through it would leave her an emotional wreck the next day due to the guilt. Decided just to let it go for now, and catch her the next time. And we were so close to running a train on her…The desire was there, but guilt affects women alot more than it does us men. Oh well, at least she bought us drinks and cooked for us. There were over 50+ kiss closes during the night on my part, about the same for my wing.
Cahoots…again:
We went to Cahoots again wearing COOOOBRA!!!
Nothing too much for the first 45 minutes or so that we were there. After awhile, went to the bar ad this chick next to me starts talking to me. I play the game perfect, except that I noticed that I was turning my body towards her before she was turning hers towards me (big mistake). I turn away from her a little while asking my wing if he wanted another drink, then turned back to neutral (good save). We chatted for a little bit longer. She initiated kino on me (great sign). After that an old friend of hers arrived. I allowed them to chat for awhile. I exchanged numbers with her on my way out. She gave me a hug and said “You smell great” at the end. COOOOBRA!!! 
Morris Day & the Time concert:
Went to the Morris Day & The Time concert last night wearing the suit in my avatar photo. On my way into the concert, a car of chicks pulled a U in the middle of the street, trying to holler at me. Got into the concert and everybody thought I was a member of The Time. Granted, I did have a VIP pass, but damn. After awhile, I started to think “why not play it to my advantage?”. I started carrying myself like I was a part of the extended entourage. Got 30+ compliments during the concert. Somebody bought me 2 drinks and my wingman got 3 drinks. After the concert, we went to 4th Street Live for a supposed after-party. There was no official after-party. We went to Sully’s in 4th Street Live. Everybody thought I was a member of The Time. One guy kneeled down on one knee like he was before a king and said he was paying respect to me
. One chick dissed her husband infront of me and pulled me on the dance floor. By now, I had drank enough liquor and gotten so much into character, I even started dancing like I was a member of The Time.
People cleared a circle around us while cheering us on. And normally, I don’t have any dancing game. Between the Cobra Commander Mix, the suit, and people assuming I was a band member of The Time…all that had changed. I was a dancing machine. After that, I went next door to Howl At The Moon. One chick at the bar was choosing, but after talking to her for a few minutes I blew her off (she didn’t have good conversation and her style was lame, so I walked off…just like a real member of The Time would have done). I went back to Sully’s. A few people even started taking pictures of me
. My wing and his girl left, so I left and went to the strip clubs. I went to Phat’s. Started chatting with one stripper about game, had her hooked, but then had to go to the bathroom. Once in the bathroom, somebody else had thrown up beforehand. The smell made me throw up in the toilet. Luckily, nothing got on me and I was fine afterwards. I had one more beer, then left. I somehow made it home without getting pulled over and eventually passed out after 2 more beers. Wild night…COOOOBRA!!! 