The DONUT Files ......

Lor,
Don’t close the files just yet, I just discovered them! I’m 35 and never knew why the smell of donuts made me horny until now. It STILL makes me horny at the drop of a hat, which, you can imagine, makes for some interesting trips to Krispy Creme.

Now I have this fantasy of “Powdered Lori’s In a Box”. “Glazed Lori” might be kind of yummy, too…wait! wait! Strawberries…:smiley:

I always preferred chocolate-covered.:wink:

Actually, my mind is much deeper in the gutter than this, but I’ll use some discretion and not post that here!

I wouldn’t do that. Hops make people drowsy. But they can induce vivid, intense, and sometimes even lucid dreams! (Look up dream pillows.)

If you combine one of these with going to sleep and getting up at the same time, you will end up with lots of strong and memorable dreams. At least I did.

:smiley: Lol. I can’t pass this one up. I have always preferred the cream-filled kind, myself.:wink:

Reading my mind, are we?

to think i was in the gutter alone..::wipes a tear from her eye::…
we’re just a sexy donut-family!!! creme,chocolate strawberry …and sprinkles!!! :open_mouth:

I forgot about sprinkles… hmmm… need something sticky to make them – stick.

Oh it could get worse!:smiley: :roll_eyes: But I must stop myself. -Nothing wrong with having a little fun every now and then.

Around here, I suspect the gutter is more like the grand canyon.