P96!
Decided to dig out my Androtics stuff a couple of weeks ago. Mainly for the A314. My team at work has been getting a bit frayed around the edges and I wanted to pull things back to the center…me.
Anywhooo, I’ve got my stuff all packed in a drawer in my nightstand and have been pulling out the occasional putative for a quick shot to the chest just before bedtime…strictly for experimental purposes 
. Usually P83 as I’m still wrapping my head around this mystery molecule.
Saturday afternoon, time for a weekend nap and the wife’s in the shower I just left. Hmmm. Maybe a change up. My hand pulls out something at random. P96, Oh goody! Seems like I remember this one being good. 40mcg unscented to the chest.
Uh Ohhh. I forgot about that. This stuff STINKS. Must find cover. Too late, wife jumping into bed, reaching to pull me in. I go with it, maybe I’m stunned by the stink. She sticks her nose right into the center of my chest and inhales deeply. “MMMMMMMMM, I love you so.” she says. And that’s where her head stays the rest of the afternoon. Right in the middle of my chest amidst the fumes of what I think is the stinkiest of all putatives. Oh well, c’est la vie!