The Perfect Girlfriend!

And for her to “like” you likewise… it’s great when she’s into you in a non-needy way..

personally, i blame all my spoiled relationships on my tendency to hook up with women who are THIS POST HAS BEEN CENSORED

i just got a text from her

It reads I FEEL LIKE I STUMBLED ACROSS SOMETHING REALLY SPECIAL WITH YOU I’M SO HAPPY ABOUT IT

So id say she likes me lol

I have felt like that at times too Tater but i ask myself what the .uck was i thinking …when i asked her to marry me ect;:roll_eyes:

Thats why i cant blame em…

No, thats different. Thats what i think when i go to work some days. :wink:

ha ha ha man you must be a stand up comedian Tater you really are a funny man!

So much for “Live and Uncensored”.

More like self-censored I thought… was I wrong?

And a flat head to set the beer on?

im forty and thats not my ideal Gone but each to there own :smiley:

Must came from the same book that had “How Adam Got Eve”

Adam was hanging around the garden of Eden feeling very lonely. So, God asked him, “What’s wrong with you?”

Adam said he didn’t have anyone to talk to.

God said that He was going to make Adam a companion, and that it would be a woman.

He said, "This pretty lady will gather food for you, she will cook for you, and when you discover clothing, she will wash it for you.

She will always agree with every decision you make and she will not nag you, and will always be the first to admit she was wrong when you’ve had a disagreement.

She will praise you!

She will bear your children, and never ask you to get up in the middle of the night to take care of them.

She will NEVER have a headache and will freely give you love and passion whenever you need it."

Adam asked God, “What will a woman like this cost?”

God replied, “An arm and a leg.”

Then Adam asked, “What can I get for a rib?”

Of course the rest is history … :roll_eyes:

I’m not 40 yet…:open_mouth::open_mouth::open_mouth: that’s the author of that web article…

HaHaHa!:smiley: I have already received that remark many times!!!:smiley: I always feel like want to strangle those who said that to me!!:smiley: :smiley:

…and that’s the reason why I told you not to use Horny Goat Weed!!!:stuck_out_tongue: :smiley: :smiley: :smiley:

no no Mohammad im a changed man :smiley:

…and im loving that stuff :wink:

Alright, Shah and Flaming! :angry:

How much of the stuff do you guys take (mcgs)? I tried it once, and felt nothing different. :frowning:

I’d like to know …

How much you take?

How long were you taking it until you actually felt a different?

How old you are?

Annnd, your body weight?

I’m beginning to wonder if a 275 pounder should up the dosage. :o

Thankyous! :wink:

That seriously made me LOL! Thanks for the laugh!

You’re most welcome, Sir!

…:smiley: :smiley: :smiley:

Just listen to Mohammad he is the Aphrodisiacs :wink:

I take two tablets of horny goat weed not sure of the wait of that M&M.I started noticing an (effect he he he) within the first few days.
Good thing too because now i can keep up with my new LTR.

Im 40 6 ft and just over 70kg