Received my orders of MXs 350, 351 AND 353 yesterday. Decided to test them at my usual testing grounds, the area strip clubs.
One Instant Shine 2X spray to the hair covered by a spray of Wildflower’s MX 351. Two full sprays of MX 350 to the face and back of the neck and three sprays of MX 353 to the chest. I also had showered earlier in the day with the blue Dial pheromone-enhanced bodywash. Here are some comments I received from various dancers when asked to comment on my cologne.
Cute little dancer from the Virgin Islands: That smells good. It smells like flowers. Sexy Flowers. It’s hard to describe. You know how in the cartoons you see the odor waves hitting a cartoon character’s nose and he starts floating. That’s how it makes me feel. Like I’m floating.
Attractive mid-twenties dancer after sitting on my lap: Oh, you smell goood. I judge a man by how he smells and you’ve just jumped from mediocre to hot! Before you were here (raises hand to chest length) and now you’re here (raises hand all the way above head).
My favorite dancer, an early thirties buxom blonde who knows all about my pheromone usage. : That’s your best potion yet. I don’t usually get wet sitting next to someone. It’s doing something to me. It just makes me want to attack you! I can’t get enough of that scent!
Since they’re dancers, you can take your comments for whatever you assume they’re worth.