The Triumvirate

Here is my unholy concoction of three products that create the most shock and awe out of any I’ve tried so far:

1 part Instant Jerk
1 part Instant Shine
1 part Spaceland

Every time I’ve tried this its been golden. Doesn’t seem to matter how much or how little, as long as I keep to this golden pheromone ratio.

Heya, Godhand. I’ve got all three of those. Well, two definitely, but I can tweak a mix of Dirty and Turn Up The Heat to make my own Instant Jerk. In fact, I’ve got a pretty potent variation of it that I’ve recently mixed, and can dilute it down to approximate Instant Jerk’s level of potency. Care to share some experiences you’ve had?

-D4

Three women spent the night the other night and didn’t leave until about 11pm today.

Hey Godhand Great to see you again!

Did you use any covers like a cologne? That must have been a unique smell no?

I switched back and forth between Chrome and Gucci for Men as cover scents.

Wow..really? I’d kinda like to try this. I still have some Instant Jerk from a couple years ago. :stuck_out_tongue:

I don’t have spaceland. How many sprays of IO would I need to make it up? Hmm..well, even then, isn’t spaceland all a-nol, and no b-nols?

I like the sound of this mix… simple yet unique. I could see how this could be a real killer.

It’s a shame I don’t have instant jerk or spaceland though.

How long have you been testing that mix, Ghand?

Is it a daily/work/lunch wear or are you wearing it just for partying/clubbing?

Is there a certain “type” of woman it attracts … classy, partier, bi?

Annnnd, have you noticed a certain age range from your hits or is it everyone that’s near?

Thanks!

Bumped in case the system slipped it past’ya. :smiley:

Hey man, thanks for the awesome combo, i tried this and it worked like a charm! props to you!

Can you detail your experience… age, ammount used, target demographic, blah blah blah :slight_smile:

thanks!
~Haz~

Yeah sure, sorry about that. I didn’t really have time, but now that I can’t sleep, what the hell…

Last weekend, on Thursday, Friday, and Saturday, I hung out with the same girl…20, redhead, caucasian. I used 1 spray of Instant Jerk, 1 spray of Spaceland, and 1 spray of Instant Shine (Ammo-scented).

Each night, things got more playful and sexually suggestive. Lots of blatant sexual flirting and such, but I let all the emotions and whatnot build up until Saturday. We were havin’ a drink and sitting on the couch and she dared me to do something…I am not going to go into specific detail, but it involved a tongue and a couple things hanging around the zipper… :wink: hah. Anyway, she didn’t believe that I would actually expose myself, hehe, but when I walked back in front of her from the kitchen, pants dropped, she immediately loved it.

So after this happened, I sat down like nothing happened. In about a half an hour, we were in her bed finishing things up. So all in all, I enjoyed this combination. And whether it was the combo, or just me, or most likely a mixture of the two, it was a fun night. This is the second time a similar instance has happened with the same combo. Recommended! :smiley:

I’m curious about the personalities of the women that both of you have used this mix on. Care to enlighten us?

how old are you? douche

Ill be heading out to the BMW dealer to have my car serviced for a road trip I’ll be taking. There are always babes at the BMW dealer so I will try it out.

I am 21, MeDievil.

The women I “used” this on were pretty laid back on the surface, but kind of on the crazy side in reality. I don’t know if the crazy ones go for the assholes, but I have noticed a correlation for some number of years now.

Can we assume that the ladies were around your age as well, MD?

This is becoming interesting … simple and easy is the way I like it! :smiley:

Want to hear what GHand has to say as the quality of women he’s been getting hits with. I think he’s a pimp and a stripper kind-of-guy, which may work for the wild and untamed. :smiley:

To be continued …

SteveO? :confused: I love his adventures! :stuck_out_tongue:

The girls were about 20 in MY experiences, so, about the same age. And yeah, I’d also like to hear from GHand about his experiences/what kind of women and their ages he used it with.

OK so I went to the BMW dealer to get the car serviced and it was packed with babes.

I was wearing:
2 Spaceland
2 IJerk
2 IShine

Not a single woman looked my way other than the required hello required of the chick at the reception area. I walked around and tried on the Z4 for size and mingled with the snobby. No obvious reactions at all.

I went to this alleged Italian deli that toted itself the best NY Italian Deli outside of NY. It paled in comparison and was not even close. Really it was terrible, but two young 20ish women sat and ate lunch. They didn’t even look my way.

So then I go to Wild Oats to do some shopping. The dudes were all very helpful and the cheese counter cougar, about my age, was very talkative, but nothing else. I tried to get her talking, but nothing happened.

I walked back across the street to the BMW dealer to pick up my car and leave a defeated man. Blasted!

I’m not one to give up that easy so tonight I am wearing 3 sprays each of the mix and I’m at BuckyStars. So far the male Barista has given me a free drink and there are two girls and a guy, all about 19ish sitting in my regular table. Don’t they see my name carved in the table? They have not looked this way at all.

So far only reactions are from men who have been especially nice.

douche are you Caucasian?