Yeh this was all I did at work at my last job…
I guess you missed the smiley! Read my posts, I like to joke (though I don’t always use smilies.)
When I’m really rude, you’ll know. 
lol okay gotcha
…people who send those e-mails that contain the phrase “send this to ten other people and you will receive good luck”, supervisors who take credit for my work, mosquitos, people who blow their nose at the dinner table, watching Sopranos, Goodfellas, or Casino on regular tv,Patriots only getting a 2nd round pick For Cassel and Vrabel, The Wiggles, and not having sex for the past 16 months.
To be continued…
I know all about those chain emails claiming to explode or something if you don’t send to 10 people in 3.79 minutes. The only way you can clear those up is sending an email to 27 people in 11.89765 seconds linking them all back to this thread.
Now I don’t want to scare you, but if you send to any less than 27 and if it takes you more time than the allotted time tiny microbes that have been inserted in your brain will become active infecting you with the T-Virus. Do it man!
No shit.
Dude… it hasn’t been that long since I was a virgin - that sucks man
Or not, as the case may be!!
drumroll
Cardboard boxes, esp cardboard boxes from China. Worst cardboard ever!!!
You are a unique gem, Renny.
Shops that close at 5:15, when you get out of work at 5. Why why why? Why can’t they stay open just half an hour longer?
Backstabbing ‘colleagues’ from other companies, incompetent bosses, ugh.
Musk
letting it all out…
- Cops
- popped collars
- people who buy into hyped-up products because they’re marketed well. In all reality, Patron is overrated, Grey Goose is complete shit, and Buddweiser is NOT the King of Beers. in fact its one of the worst.
- guys who act like the guy in the “My New Haircut” video. Look it up.
- Singers who think they can sing, but can’t.
- How successful Chad Kroeger is.
- The fact that we all know how psycho Tom Cruise is, and how mediocre of an actor he is (over 30 films and still no oscar), yet he still manages to score leading roles in big films
- The Clear Channel
- what pop music has become.
- A starbucks across from a starbucks
- people who see their opinions as fact
- people who don’t tip.
- When my food gets cold. its worse than being left disappointed in bed.
- flakes
- impatient people who can’t sit still for a second. Chill out.
- people who take their bad moods out on others.
- people who put leashes on their children
- people who treat their childen as if they’re annoying obligations.
- people who think they’re cool because they do coke.
- gossipers
- people who are materialistic and judge a person’s worth based on how much they make
- people who don’t appreciate what they have.
- Bluetooth headsets
- How Angel lasted five seasons, but Firefly never finished its first. WTF Joss Whedon?
- How Arrested Development got canceled after three seasons.
- people who talk on their cellphones while they’re talking to other people, especially people who are taking their order
- Every single song, every single artist, and every single producer that uses auto-tune.
- people who use their cellphone when they’re hanging out with one other person.
- the fact that the shittiest beers are the most successful: Buddweiser, Miller, Pabst, and Corona.
pseudo-intellectualism
self-pitying
when ppl get sensitive/defensive before they understand what you’re really saying
when ppl get defensive and become incapable of logic
when ppl can’t be wrong, even in contradiction to themselves
when ppl use justifications as if they were reasons
when ppl debate out of context
when ppl make illogical points that ride on sounding good/emotive
entitlement
injustice
watching sports
sushi with more than 33.3% raw fish
texas ranger walker
jean claude van damme
banana cream chocolates (especially if you thought it was something else before biting into it)
women who think i can be manipulated into chasing them (being lazy doesn’t help)
guys who have no shame when horny
ppl who vomit in my bathroom and don’t clean up every splash
Brut
sweet chilli sauce
being pissed off
celine dion
jehovah witnesses
hare krishnas
religious zealots
militant atheists
free love
partriotism
non-comformists
ragga
having facial hair
having to shave facial hair
dogmatic thinking
myself
Barney
night club men’s rooms that make you want to take a leak outside
guys who pee/dribble on the seat
lol love 
you forgot your #1 hate
plastic plants!
trophy hunters
I said I would not revisit this thread after I made a change to be more positive but I need to get this off my chest.
I fcking HATE bathroom attendants. There is nothing worse then going out for a good night of booosing to find that the place you went to has a bathroom attendant. Like that guy really deserves to be tipped for watching me take a pss, squirting some restaurant bought soap in my hands, turning on the cold water, and handing me a napkin from the dispencer on the wall. I just want to grab a stale loaf of french bread and Tonya Harding his ass.