Transgendered kitty

Uh huh, even cats can feel they were born the wrong gender. Am I smoking something? Nope, though I wish. I’m at a customer’s house today, their cat walks up to me with a cone around it’s head. I asked what happened and they said due to a type of urinary infection and an inability to piss out kidney stones, they had to lop off his wang. So the customer then says “This is Mike, who is now Michelle!”

:open_mouth: Poor bastard.

Bejebus! How in hell is cutting off his pecker supposed to help? Sounds like a sadistic vet!

I’m with you!:open_mouth::open_mouth::open_mouth: Just as well they don’t take inspiration for people surgery from vets . . . Seriously, HOW in whatever’s name does that help?!! Are there any vets on the forum?

See? We still need an EEK! face for the post title icon. :open_mouth:

Okay okay, let me see if I can recall this correctly:

The little guy had some kind of uti that caused crystals to form in his urine. It caused kidney stones and his wang was too small near the middle shrugs so he couldn’t piss them out. So by de-wanging him, it’s supposed to help him piss better. All I know is that the poor he/she is frakked up.