Turn Up The Heat and IShine-induced scenario

picture this:
A woman she finds you completely irresistable and wants to rape you.

She sports a gotee has taken up yodeling as a profession and thusly wears leiderhosen at all times. Also, she has a bet crab named jimbo in which she carries around in a fanny pack at all times. What do you use to protect yourself against her?

I have come to the conclusion that IS is great for creative thinking

Re: TUTH and IS-induced scenario

Ummm How much Ishine you using (snort)

I say forget the mones and just run away really fast. :stuck_out_tongue:

100mcg’s on Androstenone and 200mcg’s of Androsterone! :open_mouth:

If the Androstenone doesn’t have her running away cowering for cover, then maybe she’ll respect you enough to leave you alone.

I’m thinking this thread might synthesize nicely with this one

It’s the whole goatee/foatee thing.

Re: TUTH and IS-induced scenario

Tisha,

That was induced by a combination of lack of sleep and using x3 shots of Instant Shine and 1x shot of Turn Up The Heat. Beautiful stuff right nere. The fotee was inspired by what z414a4d and Mark-in-dallas were talking about in the post that renny linked to on here - my brain just ran with it.

I’d use the dwarf.

Not like asking him to protect me. But more like picking him up, and using him as a melee weapon, or a projectile.

lmao LeafStamp. Pointy hat garden Gnome’s work good too. :smiley:

Dwarves are NOT gnomes. OK?!

Have some respect.