TUTH affect on new wife

Thought the honeymoon was over, said she didn’t need sex as often as me. So I ordered tuth, sprayed some on my chest before getting in bed after she said she was too tired from her job.
Well she rest her head on my chest all night, got up at 5am to brush teeth and use mouthwash, got back in bed andwas all over me.

I used this Turn up the Heat when I was single around her, but she kept ljbf-ing me. I backed off a little hen she called saying she missed me.

As a general rule, women have a much higher sex drive than men…but lie about it.

Say whaaa…

If only this was true but unfortunately science disagrees.

If average women had higher sex drive I would have been a male prostitute for a long time instead of working my arse off every day for minimum wage.