So, tonight I went on a Tinder date with a 19 year old girl.
I was armed with 2 sprays of TUTH, 2 sprays of P96 (12.5mcg each), 2 sprays of IShine.
And HOLY HELL!
First of all, I just felt sexy. I was nervous, but I felt as if I exuded such a sexual, carnal vibe. It was as if I was telling all women within a 300 foot radius that I wasn’t just a guy looking for sex, but an experience they HAD to have.
I get to the restaurant, and my date isn’t there yet. I end up waiting a half an hour for her. My server kept it together, but the other server kept looking at me, as if she couldn’t keep her eyes off of me.
Then my date came in, cute as a button. My intentions (as you may know) were to take her back home, have a fun night, and that was that. From the get-go, she was definitely a LITTLE guarded, but also I could kind of see in her eyes that she viewed me as some sort of trophy.
The conversation was AMAZING. She was hanging on to my EVERY word. She said things like, “you are such an interesting person,” and since she was younger, it was as if she was taking advice from me, like VERY seriously, as if she viewed me as this wise man. She was LOCKED IN the whole entire night, and made sure she came off as intelligent (she wanted me to know she was well-traveled, “not snobby like other kids at her school,” and that she felt “older than her classmates”).
I noticed she kept playing with her hair, but it was as if she was trying to be subtle about it. She was trying to make her hair look bigger and showing a LOT of neck.
Anyways, I drove her back to her dorm, and along the way she told me where she was going to live next semester, telling me that “I should visit the campus more.” She told me that I was a very successful Tinder date. As she was about to be dropped off, she started acting a bit girly, as if she didn’t want the date to be done. I told her I’d call her next week and that I had a good time, and I could almost hear relief in her voice (THANK GOD HE WANTS TO SEE ME AGAIN), “Oh yeah, definitely, I can’t wait!”
When I dropped her off, I asked her for a hug, and I just know that I could have probably gotten a kiss out of it too, but better to refrain. Her goodbye was very slow and high-pitched “byeeeee.” I could tell I made my mark emotionally.
I texted her after the date saying I had a great time. Before I could even press send, she texted me “thanks for dinner, I had so much fun
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When she left, part of me was happy she wasn’t coming home with me, but I was also kind of confused. I just went on the best date of my life, and a big part of it I don’t think was even the pheromones, it was good ol’ chemistry/compatibility. Part of me thinks “if only she was 3 or 4 years older, I would date the hell out of that girl.”
Needless to say, I’m happy how things went overall. As the grown man, I will make my intentions known soon. What a sweet, sweet girl.
I don’t know what hits were due to which pheros though haha. All ya pros can help me out there.