What mones do I wear for a expedition to Antarctica?

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I had to do it, with all of the silly posts about (What mones do I wear for ________ (insert event here).

:stuck_out_tongue: :smiley::roll_eyes:

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chokes Chris AAAHHH!!! twitches

I’d like to see:

“What do I wear for an orgy with a bunch of deranged penguins?”

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Something to protect your *pecker *rimshot!

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Herring juice on your dick if you like CBT.

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ANTarctic? nevermind…but I can tell you diffusion is a pain once you get below -40.

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Heh, actually it wouldn’t be a bad idea – I’ve a friend who’s been on a few of these, and quarters can get a little tight. :stuck_out_tongue:

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Most of Greenland, parts of Scandinavia, Alaska, Russia, Canada… :stuck_out_tongue:

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I’m a complete noob, but I would think something spray rather than oil based for cold temperatures :stuck_out_tongue:

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Thats why we releases A314 spray for the winter. :cool:

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I’m not spraying that stuff on my wang. Freaking penguins will be worshiping it…hmmm…on second thought…

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Consider that you’re thoroughly bundled outside, and inside the (rather nice) bunkers it’s kept fairly cozy. The buildings are necessarily more compact than common ones in temperate zones, as well.

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can you release a January molasses version of a314 for those of us in a perpetual summer?

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Just solid plastic A314 pellets. You hold them out in your hand and they melt instantly in the 90C weather for you to rub all over.

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At 90 Celsius you would have no hands. Or you for that matter. :stuck_out_tongue:

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Since we’re on the subject… what mones should I wear while posting on forums?

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70c is enough to desroy any virus or critters in my compost pile, and after only a few minutes exposure. i’m reasonably heat tolerant but after 35c i do turn on the a/c.

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Something that will leave you cold and calculating…