So I will be seeing The Honorable Jean Charest former leader of the federal Progressive Conservative Party (1993 - 1998), the current leader of the Quebec Liberal Party and, the 29th Premier of Quebec. (Jean Charest - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia)
In other words, he currently is the “president” of Québec.
I was thinking of:
Mystery Boy. Definitely Mystery Boy.
With your excellent genetics, I doubt you’ll need any pheromones for your meeting with Mr. Charest. If you do feel you need pheromones, well, I’m sure with your brilliance, you could concoct a superior mix than I could ever hope to produce, especially since your situation is extravagantly unique.
So I doubt my suggestions would be helpful, but I’ll leave them nonetheless, hoping they might be.
I would ditch the mx102 and the ammo. I see no need to bring in mx102, if he’s a proper premiere he should give you proper respect, pheromones or not. Are you trying to look sexy for the premiere? Well, I would suggest a dress and lots of makeup.
I say use social pheromones. I would use lots of Instant Honesty, and Instant Shine. That’s really all I think I would want.
Mum must be sooooo proud of you!!!
(I almost missed this new thread of our favourite member… Is there a way to get an email everytime he posts something? I sure as hell don’t want to miss a post!)
A314, Instant Shine, Instant Honesty (or CTTM)
I don’t know why you would choose ammo?
I don’t talk to my mother about buisness.
This visit will assure a 20 000 to 250 000$CAD account, i feel that Instant Honesty would be ideal.
Directed to bubblebob:
Honestly, i feel slightly attacked. Since the start you have been framing me against site moderators because of your poor reading skills, not being able to understand my posts. If this is the case, and you are truly ft f*ing me full of BS, let me ask you what you do in life.
This is what i do:
When you were 19, were you selling ten thousand dollar paintings, reading hundreds of books a year, studying in civil engineering at the same time as natural sciences, having sex with tons of girls, feeling perfect and happy all day long, meeting important people, hanging out with geniuses, drinking fresh spring water while consuming orbitally rearranged mono atomic elements, investing in the stock market in companies that give out 20%-1167% returns, own 1/6th of a buisness corporation, eat a 100% raw organic vegan wild food diet at the same time representing my concentration and holding tons of tasks in college while maintaining time to power read through my mountain of books. Lived on the ocean, lived on a house boat, lived in the mountains, live in the city, played saxophone for 10 years… on and on… schooled in an experimented school for the gifted… I think not, well, i guess I’m going to make my mother proud.
Humans usually hang around with others who are their equals and or childhood friends…
Please stop initiating attacks and go hang around with your childhood friends. Childish comments are really not necessary here. I think this is the second time on this forum that i clench my fist, first time being yesterday due to poor reading skills.
If i have misinterpreted your post, consider this post non existent and you may accept my apologies.
I agree, thank you for setting me straight. My reasoning was biased, this is why i asked for council, my thoughts seemed way off. Last time i wore MX102 with a minister, he was intimidated and couldn’t keep eye contact with me causing me, the empathetic guy, to feel bad.
Edit: actually I’m reconsidering MX102 again after talking to stevo on the phone 2 minutes ago.
So you mean that this meeting is a business kind of thing? or just for fun?
mx102 is probably ok for this. But i guess that instant honesty would do anything to someone with very high status who can already lead conversation perfectly
B-Billie Jean ce n’est pas my lover. Hes just a prez who thinks that i am the one, but Tom Lavoie is not my son.
Oh…sorry.
Dude, thanks for this post! I had tears in my eyes from laughing! You do really take bragging to the next level - it’s almost like some form of art! You must have studied this really hard! Well, if you really want to know:
At the age of 6 months, while most babies only utter their very first vocals, I surprised my parents with an excellent recital of Shakespeare’s sonnets. At the age of 1 I got my first grand piano and only 3 months later I gave a recital of Rachmaninoffs 3rd piano concerto together with the ‘Wiener Philharmoniker’. That recital has been recorded and still today counts as the best interpretation of this monumental piece of music (and probably will so forever - because I’ve played excellently)! I’ve toured around the world presenting my repertoire (which at that time already exceeded the repertoire of such suckers as Sviatoslav Richter and the like) in sold out concert halls, including such well known locations as Carnegie Hall and the Berlin Philharmonie. As this didn’t prove to be a challenge anymore soon (there simply wasn’t anyone around who could at least come near my skills) I started to give the art of painting a go. The works of my early phase now sell for several millions per piece - so you probably haven’t sold them yourself, seeing that you only deal with cheap stuff. Being a multi-millionaire at the age of five, I bought my first yacht and travelled around the world the next years. I had breakfast with the Dalai Lama, played golf with the pope, been deflowered by Madonna (thanks honey!). One year ago I finally built my own base on the moon (including my very own harem consisting of only the most beautiful women of earth and mars). Look up to the sky dude, I’m just waving to you…
And all this without consuming orbitally rearranged mono atomic elements…
Happy fist clenching,
bb
PS: Ft f*ing you? Naaa, keep your sick fantasies to yourself, please… 
PPS: If you have interpreted my last posts as ironic you got it perfectly right!
PPPS: I have to admit that I didn’t get your Hitler comment correctly, but I’ve corrected myself in a later post and have clearly stated in part 2 of that thread that I didn’t feel attacked by you. So I don’t have a clue what you’re talking about regarding the framing you against site mods… Anything said by one of the mods is the result of your ‘religion of pretentious bragging’, I don’t have anything to do with it!
Well, I have to admit I was going to make a post similar to bubblebob, however, his one is far too good to try and surpass 
Thanks! But I’d really love to read your version, too! Come on, do the Thomas!!
Well, it doesn’t come quite as close as to TL’s greatness (I wasn’t put in a school for the ‘special’ people). However, it all began around 25 years ago when I was one, I was speaking with my father (God) and we had decided that it was about time I left heaven to go and mix with the ‘less than excellent’ people of earth. So off I went.
Life was very easy for me, within my first 6 months I had cured cancer, became a rock singer, sold a billion albums and owned 100% of my own corporation (we bought out Microsoft with our loose change). Anyhow all this became a little tedious so I decided to take up sports as a hobby; football seemed like fun so I decided to that. I then went on to win the world cup…single handedly and without breaking a sweat. It was probably a good thing too, because I didn’t sweat sweat, due to my awesome lifestyle and diet my sweat was actually the elixir of life and I didn’t want the people in the stadium licking me. By the sweet age of two I had conquered Everest, became president of the world and had travelled the through the entire universe, and learned to play every single red hot chilli peppers song on the guitar.
Post was made entirely for humour 
Please don’t take offence.
So YOU are responsible for Windows Vista?
Awesome story Rattle, you are excellent!!!
Bubblebob, Rattlesnake!
I haven’t laughed this hard in some time!
You two should take your skills to the next level and write a whole book deflating Tommy’s overactive ego.
My Canadian (British) family members always poo poo the Quebecers [sic?], and until now I never could understand why!
You mean they are all like him?
runs.to.next.travel.agency.to.book.a.ticket.to.Quebec
Maybe you all should take a trip to Quebec sometime. You might be surprised how nice most of the people are and how good and plentiful the sex actually is.
Hi goodtimecharlie,
Please dont take offence, this isnt really aimed at the Quebec’ers. I’m sure that the people in the main are nice. We were just having a joke about a certain citizen in your area Although I think we should probably chill on that front now.
Rattle
Charlie, I’m sure you are right! Maybe the wind blows me to Quebec some time in the future…
MMM…
(French sound for: “yhea, cool, what ever, been there, heard that, don’t give a hoot…”)
Over active ego. No, never, never have, merely stating facts the way they are withouts inflating tales like a warrior Klingon. My life is interesting packed with events and funny outcomes.