I am still at work, and have been kind of playing with EoW today. Getting ready to go, I thought I would add a few more drops. Neat.
I walked out into the main hallway, then back to my office. A few minutes ago, the older female ER doc came by with the nurse, and was saying she smelled something malodorous, lol. She asked me if I smelled anything, I said, “Hmmm, maybe a little”, and quickly went into my inner office (I have an outer and inner office).
I was going to go outside by the security guard and see if the EOW did anything, but I don’t think its a good idea now.
(Eeep just now the nurse came in while I was typing this and said that the security guard thinks it must be some moldiness or something from the overhead AC vents, and that they will be sure and make a note of it. I told them that the AC guy had just been here and was using a broom to dust off the vent (he really was here too) so that must be it).
Okay, so as I was leaving work and walking to my car (all stinky and trying to avoid anyone at this point), the security guard comes and joins me, and gives me a cigarette (I’m pretty much quit, but once in awhile he offers me one on my way to my car and we smoke and walk).
Of course he explains that the smell was coming from the roofing, he was quite sure (not that I cared, I knew where the smell really came from, lol). Standing by my car, he continues to talk and talk to me, long after we finished our smokes. In fact, he seemed like he would never let me get out of there, I finally had to just go in my car, to give him the hint.
He wasn’t flirting, he is happily married and was actually telling me some stories about how these girls were hitting on him in the bar and even though he told them he was married they wouldn’t leave him alone, so he had to make a sneaky escape, etc, etc.
He just didn’t seem to want to leave my company. Was it the cops, do you think?
I just got the newer batch of EoW two days ago…I don’t think it smells moldy and neither did anyone else around me, as a matter of fact my sister described it as “Ew God you smell like a sour asshole”
I made the mistake of putting a whole dropperful of EoW in a to-go, I didn’t know it was more potent than the one I got in Feb (that I spilled)
I don’t think it smelled moldy at all. When I really thought about it, I likened the smell as closer to that of dried vomit.
It was just the pain-in-the-ass old lady (dyke midget, like 70 years old) ER doctor who was cruising around trying to hunt down the smell, and I think the security guard also said that just to shut her up (even though he didn’t know where it came from either, but this particular MD can go on and on and be very persistent, and he did have to put up with her the whole night)
Hilarious story SK! you have more balls than me, applying EoW at work!
Too funny about the ER doc. If those cops were more lifelike I bet she’d have no trouble identifying what “that smell” was … but I guess it was a close enough approximation to ring the security guard’s bell!
Oh honey, don’t worry lol! That was a really funny story though! It takes a while to get a hold of eow, with practice and allowing more dry-down time, you’ll be a pro in no time!
When I wore eow for the first time (the oldest stinky version), you have no idea what people said! There was this one annoying girl that kept going on that she smelt something like vomit (I had to get her to shut up so I applied pink sugar and I gave some to her…seriously pink sugar is my savior.)
However, another guy in class though it smelled like a brothel. Go figure! LOL
Actually, in this case it was a female (though a gay one) trying to hunt down the source of the smell. Thank goodness it was practically time to leave, I made a beeline outta there, lol.
In my misspent youth one time I visited a skanky nude dance/porn shop. It had an awful smell in it. I soon felt nauseous and left. I didn’t smell anything like it again until decades later when I opened a bottle of “industrial strength” copulins.
On reading my earlier post I see it was ambigous. What I meant to say was I am a guy and a guy made the exclamation, you are a female and a female was hunting down the smell. In each case the sex of the responder was the same as the sex of the pheromone wearer. The male in my case was responding to male pheromones, and the female in your case was responding to female pheromones. Members of the opposite sex (to the pheromone signature) seem much more tolerant.
Lor was kind enough to send me some of the new EOW. I had my husband smell it and he said it smelled like pungent vomit. I had my 18 year old take a whiff and he said it smelled like sour mold.
So, my two boys agree with the old woman… EOW smells like vomitous mold on top of Parmesan cheese.
I had a coworker smell it wet in the bottle once - he recoiled VIOLENTLY, and went on a loooong tangent about how it smelled like the worst combination of sweaty Shaq’s armpit mixed with molded cheese and dead animal carcass.
The thing was, I didn’t know if he had the spike or not. I wasn’t trying to get him riled up at all, but wanted to know what he thought the scent was wet.
Do men’s perceptions of the scent (and reactions to it) change with wetness vs dryness?
Found this out - “Yes, it MUST have a dry-down of 15-20 minutes to affect the physiological change, & if a man smells it WET, he may well attach a bad “scent memory” to cops, so you really want to keep copulin application to when you are on your own.”
Well, I have been able to get the oil based EoW to dry. Why do you say you couldn’t?
I basically put a strip wherever and then lightly rub it in with some lotion. it is much more pungent than the liquid, and the funk sticks around for longer than the liquid/lotion mix, but once the lotion is dry, it’s dry too. I can huff the leg and still faintly smell it.
Or, I’ll put it behind my knees or ankles, and rub my legs together to get it spread out and dry.
