WOW! That's all I can say! WOWWWWW!

Okay so I ordered a nice little package (my first package) 2 days ago and it got here now!! That’s realllyyyy fast shipping! I live in Canada on the east coast, so that’s damn impressive!
I ordered TUTH, instant gentleman, instant honesty, instant openness, instant shine, and ammo. They sent me instant jerk for free!! I was going to buy some but decided not to, then they sent me one free!! And I got a weird chocolate thing… Not sure what it is but thanks!

Haven’t been able to try any of this stuff out yet… I have two fears:

  1. I’m scared I’ll find out it doesn’t work… I really hope it does, but I was born skeptical.

  2. It will work AMAZINGLY well and I’ll be hooked and spend all my money on it :stuck_out_tongue:.

Oh yeah, one question: I heard it’s really not a good idea to wear instant jerk if you have a girlfriend. Is that true? Why is that? I ask because I have a girlfriend and have no desire to be with anyone else. The last thing I want to do is upset her. Either way, I love free stuff!

That’s all for now! Very interesting in this stuff!

Cptnsmelly, grats on your first purchase! Have a look in the Men’s Forum for answers to your questions. Use the search first, and if you can’t find a specific answer you’re looking for, feel free to post. Lot’s of friendly and helpful people abound in this place (though we do kindly ask that you try using search first. There’s tons of good info in older posts.)

-D4