i’m carpooling with a buddy to the gym this morning and while pulling into the parking lot, we see two buff guys standing near the door. one guy (supposedly the trainee) was just beating himself up. face slaps, punches to the abs, etc. my guess was he was psyching himself up for a good training session. the other buff guy (supposedly the trainer) was watching him and seemed like he was talking him up to help him get pumped. they went in through some special “buff guy only” entrance and we didn’t see them inside.
as we pass them, my buddy says “wow, that guy must be pretty mad.” (he thought the first buff guy was angry at a bad training session. also not a bad guess) i meant to say “yeah, looks like he has roid rage” but instead i said “yeah, looks like he has -none rage.”
WHOA. :o
my buddy looks over at me and says “what?” i try to recover and say “oh, i just said it looks like he has his own rage.” my buddy laughs and agrees, and we go in.
i’ve had this happen mentally where i’ll see some chatterbox go on and think to myself “he must be high on a-nols right now.” this is the first time i’ve let a slip out though. these pheros are really getting to me. ![]()