You're a Sexy Dirty Bastard SteveO, now give me some love!

1: I’m not a tease unless I’m wearing a very short plaid Kilt. I am not a math genius but had the help of Dancing Joker who obviously is.

2a: OK tonight I will call him and ask only because I won’t be responsible of Taters reactions when he finds out you allocated all of the biscuits to Dancing Joker.

Santa is Dancing Joker

2b. You just might not be, but maybe it’s really me that’s nuts after all.

PS: Sir, if I remember correctly you were one of a select few who actually did get one of my secret recipes to try.

I guess many of the components of his mixes must be consumer products rather than experimones/putatives, that makes replicating them hard too. It seems he has great ideas though. He sure is keeping his secrets intact. :roll_eyes: :smiley:

You are correct. Isn’t greed something else, but still … you left me hanging with that recipe too. Thank god it was 93, which is getting a lot of talk now. You owe me for leaving me standed!!! :roll_eyes: How dare you!!! I’m telling mom! :angry:

I guess many of the components of his mixes must be consumer products rather than experimones/putatives, that makes replicating them hard too. It seems he has great ideas though. He sure is keeping his secrets intact.

I think that’s pretty much how it goes with the PROs … find that magic mix, and you don’t need the forum anymore, and who cares if no one else finds that golden mix … “I got mine!” Tis sad. Tis sad. :frowning:

Is that mcg/spray or ratios? I need to know so that I can create a mathematical formula :smiley:.

Tis really sad!:frowning:

Ah

But I can see the conundrum even as a total novice I can see it. You find a mix that really has the effect you want (or an effect you want) and has it in spades!

Do you tell the world, so loads of people start wearing it.

Or do you keep it to yourself (or keep a couple of tweaks to yourself) so that you selfishly retain this massive pheromonal advantage…

Devilishly tricky that one! :roll_eyes::slight_smile:

May

It’s mcg per spray. Fra wrote an excellent quadratic equation in the pheromone theory forum on an old thread about mixing I started and recently bumped.

Uh, SteveO… Its not likely that you would ever need a quadratic equation for determing how much to mix. Unless youre accounting for diffusion, any equations would be strictly linear. Mixing is not that hard…really.

Tater agrees that the Joker shouldnt give away all his secrets (Tater doesnt either)

But don’t you just love using Quadratic Equations in a sentence. It just makes everything so much more Mad Scientist like!

I thought the forum was all about sharing. Oh well … It’s getting sadder and sadler and sader with each passing post. :frowning:

Then should band all posters that post hits and don’t post the mix … teasers! :roll_eyes:

P.S. Posting all the sexual mixes wouldn’t be ALL of his secrets, for I’m sure he has lots of social brews. So, there! :angry:

And whatever you do … don’t pay attention to May … she’s a gurllllllllllllll. :roll_eyes:

The funny thing about this whole turn of events about not sharing, is that not only did I share, but I shared exact concentrations and now you want me to provide exact formulas to get those exact concentrations.

In other words it sounds as if some of us on here are prone to complain about users not doing ALL the work for them.

Get up man/woman and do some calculations, find a source that can help you, research and then set out to make a mix. It is so much easier I guess to stand aloof and point the finger then to done a lab coat, goggles, hard hat, and latex gloves and sit around mixing chemicals.

By the way, that’s exactly what I wear. Sometimes I’ll wear scrubs underneath, sometimes nothing.:wink:

Uh-huh… I see…

But she’s a gurllll with a killer right hook and a righteous left uppercut. :stuck_out_tongue:

And, I am SOOOO telling Jasmin and the others what you said about gurlllls… :wink::wink::wink:

Nyah-nyah-nyah :stuck_out_tongue::stuck_out_tongue::stuck_out_tongue:

May

**[And, oh yeah, I forgot Kitten’s advice to me…

  • “(If you get into any fisticuffs, remember to poke the guy the eyes and kick im in the nads. Then run!)”* (Talk "dirty" to me)**
    POKE, KICK… RUN!

Seeeee! :open_mouth: Told’ja! :cool: What a bucket-mouth! :angry: Go ahead! Tell all ya like, that’s what gurlllllllllls do! :roll_eyes:

When your right hook gets blocked, and your uppercut is off target, don’t blame me for the teeth marks in yer rear, ya littal thug. :cool:

StevePoo, I’m just joshing’ya. I could care less if people shared or not, but I’m always hoping something shared, something done get me closer to what I’m in search of. Once I get me a hand-full of working mixes, I’ll probably disappear as well. Can’t continue wearing the same underwear every day, 'cause if you do, someone will soon find out … and tell! (MAY :roll_eyes: )

Nuttin but love fer all’yalls!

Later with gravy, baby! :wink:

It’s all good M&M, I was having some sarcastic fun on my own.

In the words of May: “Nyah-nyah-nyah”

Just making sure.

You’re listening to MAY!?!? :open_mouth:

“When the blind leads the blind … the ditch will surely come into play.” :roll_eyes:

Go May! applauds Run, girly!

But but but, ya know, I like sharing. When I find a really good mix (which I have and have meant to write about it), I want to tell all. But if that’s not what the cool kids do…Guess maybe I shouldn’t?

I love how mature older people are nowadays :shifty eyes: :smiley:.

Steveo, I would happily bludgeon your worst enemy with large rocks to learn how you get such precision in your mixes.

Tater is happy to share secrets with anyone who has military-grade secrets. Theres nothing worse than sharing your secret with someone and they give you zero feedback or give you a secret like A314 is really great, or toss out some wild mixture theyve never tried and that doesnt work anyhow. Ive tried a few of the mixes posted here in the forum and most have been completely bogus.

Tater watches the newbies to see if they post something that makes sense. That generally validates their other work. I also have a handful of forum old-timers that i trust implicitly. We need more people, especially women, who will test carefully and report in detail.

Sorry for the rant. I just wasted the last of my precious MX149 on a complex mix that didnt make sense based on my experience but i had to find out.:angry: :open_mouth: :angry: :open_mouth: :angry:

So what are you saying :open_mouth: Those are not your real mixes :open_mouth: Your Hording secrets that I will have extract out of you with maple syrup and biscuits? Hundreds of newbies are counting on me to extract these military grade secrets of yours.

I never look at a mix as bogus. Some mixes just wont work the same for me as someone else. We all make our own amount of natural pheromones that do slightly effect the outcome of what we try. I guess its true of everything when you think about it. My sister uses Tylonol, I cant it makes me puke so I use advil. Both products work, we are just different. Certain scent smell good on her and like crap on me.

To the “oldtimers” you are the newbie Tater, so am I. Some of your mixes may not make sense to us either. But we value them just the same and try some of them as well. How you havnt ODed amazes me. Must be those biscuits absorbing the excess pheromones LOL. Alot of the things I have tried expecially the putatives I get a totally different reaction then reported by some of the oldtimers. I am unsure why. Take P94 for example. Its supposed to be airy giggly and light. Sent me into a panic mode and I dont know why. Dosnt make it bogus just we are all made different. I think that is the hardest thing about pheromones. We can guide but not really give a exact recipe for success. This is something Dancing Joker and Steveo knows and its most likely why they dont share secrets much.

I value all the newbies posted comments and mixes. I love watching them discover how it works and seeing that light bulb finally click on. Newbies are here to learn from the more experienced. I am experienced but I still learn new things from them everyday. There are people here with more experience then me as well and I always look forward to there thoughts.

I do agree we need more women who will post. Keeps the forum lively and balanced and frankly just as the womens mixes tend to not work the same for a men the mens dont work for me or the ladies.

There is more MX149 so stop being in a poopy rant mood and chock it up to a test that didnt work for you. If you do I will make you some warm cinnamon biscuits with that lovely warm white drizzly frosting and I wont even use pillsbury :wink:

Tisha