Update from this week-
ASH is odd. Cute, yes, but odd. Apparently pouncing on me on mondays has become some kind of “thing”, like how a cat plays with a mouse (before she kills it?).
EX went out with me, had dinner/drinks/the whole nine yards then kissed me good night and said she’s dating someone. WTF SHOULD I JUST HAVE “DOORMAT” TATTOO’D ON MY FACE?
Astrophysics Babe is now married and has started hitting on me, rubbing her breasts against me/leaning on me when we speak, practically cuddling with me in front of her husband. The whole “Texas Pete is Gay” thing was some kind of sick drama-queen gig (keep in mind I haven’t mentioned everything she’s done. She’s scary) and now she’s turning her screws on her new husband. The woman is sick but apparently Ammo is some kind of magnet for her.
One afternoon I realized I was the center of attention in a crowd of women, I realized a close friend of the Astrophysics Babe was showing IOI’s constantly, and I also missed the opportunity to move things forward with 3 women - all because I was wrapped up in my thoughts about the EX.
(1) 18 year old Indian nurses aid gets totally flustered/goofy when I see her. this is the second time I’ve noticed it. I’ve never seen someone so dark skinned blush. She’s got to be 4’6" and 80-90 pounds, toned teenage body, my god what a temptation.
(2) 17 year old Candy Striper (short, blonde, a little pudgy) made it clear that she was interested and available. I won’t go there or get into that except to say she did it in front of many older women who all looked at me and laughed because apparently I was blushing, myself.
(3) Cute, fit, single, child-less blonde RN my age kept telling me she could really go for a drink but I was so wrapped up in my own thoughts that I didn’t “get it” until several hours later, when I was leaving work. (It was one of those “Duh!”, head-slapping moments.)
I don’t know how to describe what happened with the crowd of women without giving away what I do for a living or where I work, so I’ll just say I’ve hit on or flirted with many of the women there before and didn’t realize how affected they all were by this until I publicly flirted with one of them who started giggling and blushing, and they all started talking about how I “have that effect on everyone there”.
I was speechless, still am, actually. All I can say is !!!