5/21/2011 - The Rapture! I lay dibs on your stuff

I figure at least a couple of people on here might believe in his whole Rapture thingy and all. That being said, since you are being lifted up into heaven on 5/21/2011 according to Harold Camping of Family Radio, I lay official dibs on all your “COOL” stuff.

Since Camping got it wrong the last time he made his prediction, he has ensured all his followers that this time its “fer sure dudes!” Me being a heathen and all, I am officially laying claim to everything left behind, including daughter, sisters, wives, cars, houses, jewelry, stereos and any kick-ass stuff you have.

If you are going to believe in something there is no coming back and saying that God has changed his mind. Wouldn’t an omnipotent God already know the outcome? This is not to upset anyone, but I just feel if you are going to make such claims you need to live by them. Therefore all your stuff now belongs to me!

JUDGMENT DAY

Thanks for understanding.

Why would there even be a DATE… and why would this Harold know it?! Why not the Pope, the Dalai Lama, or my next door neighbor?

If you do KNOW the date, then, you serve for the DATE not the GOD…

Doesn’t make sense…

I just saw a billboard for this crap not too far from my home. I thought it was so funny I contemplated turning around to take a picture.

LOL I love how it even says in the bible that even Jesus the “son of God” doesn’t know when this will occur…so how will some lowly human creature? Such pitiful souls to believe in man.

Damn I was going to have a barbecue that day to.

This will just ruin the whole party :frowning:

Oh well Steve gets dibs on all the burgers the enlightened people will miss on there journey to heaven.

Tisha

Read an article about this in the Post…a skeptic asked a homeless man who was in nearby line of site with one of the people that have been holding signs proclaiming this, if any of the doomsdayers have given him their life savings…nobody has.

If these people truly BELIEVE like with all their heart and soul that this is true, then put your money where your mouth is and go out on a high note at the same time…liquidate your assets, and clean out all your bank accounts and donate the money to charity. I mean if the world’s ending on Saturday, what’s the harm in giving away all your worldly material possessions on Friday?

I only got two words…Zombie Apocalypse!

Sorry dude, wrong thread. Zombies are covered in another thread. Please pay attention to where you are posting for gods sake. Its obvious you’re not going to be one of the elect in heaven. Heathen! :wink:

Are we there yet?

ODG

It was supposed to start in New Zealand at 6:00 PM May 21. It is now something like 2:00 AM May 22 there. I haven’t heard any stories about people leaving, but maybe the media wouldn’t cover them for fear of starting a panic. I’m a little suprised God would go by man-made time zones but this Camping fellow has said that’s how it will go down.

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