A husband was asked: Do you talk to your wife after sex?
His answer: Depends, if I can find a phone.
Why was the 2 piece bikini invented?
To separate the meat section from the dairy section.
Boy 1: why did you run away from the naked lady?
Boy 2: because my mom said that if I look at a naked
lady I will turn to stone, and a part of me was already getting hard!!
Three guys were introduced to a girl:
Hi, I’m Peter not a saint. I’m Paul not a Pope.
I’m John not a Baptist..
The girl replied: Hi! I’m Mary not a virgin.
OLD MAN: Can you give me an erection?
FAITH HEALER: I can make the blind see, makethe lame walk and I can even
cure cancer . . . . . ,
But I’m sorry I cannot raise the dead.
Two employees were caught naked and having sex in the office by the
guard. GUARD: Aha! Violating company rules!
MAN: What rule?
GUARD: Not wearing uniforms.
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Q: What is the difference between Biology and Sociology?
A: If the baby looks like the father, that is biology. If he
looks like the neighbour, that’s sociology.
Define Impotence?
Nature’s way of saying “NO HARD FEELINGS”