A Stupid Journal (really!)

Sooo, as I mentioned in another thread my order arrived today (Ammo and Instant Shine 2x) and after sufficient celebrating I decided to try it out.

I figured I should jot down my results as I went along, mostly for my own benefit as I’m sure Androtics has more than enough tester info their commercial products. With that being said, I’d advise anyone reading this to stop, as it will most likely be poorly written, boring and filled with copious spelling errors (and everyone hates those, right?).

Anyway, basic info about myself; I’m 22, white/hispanic/whatever (we’ll just call it mutt to keep it simple), and a student.

Without further adieu…

I decided to start off slow with the -none and only applied one spray of Ammo to my chest. I took a whiff of it beforehand and I found the scent rather pleasant.

(To be honest it smelled like the cologne I always smell on random white guys. Mind you I don’t know what that cologne is, but it always seemed like 50% of the white male population was wearing the same scent [to me anyway])

Again, the scent was a good thing, my quirk aside.

Next I applied one spray of IS to my neck and one (and a half due to a misfire) to the top of my head in my semi-long lustrous hair. I know its not a good idea to spray -none in your hair but I figured IS would be ok.

I was hoping to get a self-effect as I’ve been a bit down lately but apart from a little boost of excitement right after I sprayed it (first time thrill perhaps?), I personally didn’t notice anything.

As a side note, is the diffusion rate any better in your hair or am I better off sticking to epidermis (skin!)?

With the spraying done I was off on my (extremely) long trudge to class.

I noticed while waiting at the light people were standing a little closer than normal (guys and girls) but that could have been my imagination. One funny thing I noticed on the way over was that a woman who had been downwind of me for part of my walk began to walk progressively faster until she was only a couple feet away. Since this is a college campus I figured she was late, so I give her space to pass me (like we’re cars), and I notice she moves along with me, staying behind me all the while. If I walk faster, she’d walk faster, slower and the same thing. She finally broke off to go to her own class, but whether that was a hit or not I thought it was funny.

Class time comes and I sit on the end of a row next to a girl lost in her textbook. After a few minutes I notice she starts to fidget a bit in her seat. After a few more minutes I notice she’s stopped furiously highlighting and hadn’t turned a page since I’d been there.

Before anything else happens class starts, so like the diligent young student I am I start taking notes.

I could still see her fidgeting throughout class, sometimes pulling at her clothes, sometimes with her hair. Every so often I would also hear her sniff at the air, like she was trying to catch a whiff of something.

Either the ammo/shine were doing something or she had a cold and drank too much coffee.

So class ends and everyone starts to pile out of the classroom. Again I notice my personal space has decreased and there is a lot of excess jostling from behind. One girl even apologized after she walked right into my backpack.

Again, could just be the mad rush to get out of class… except that there was no rush and no one was mad. But who knows.

Anyway, that was my report. Nothing too concrete, but enough to keep me interested and keep me testing. I’m probably going out tonight, any suggestions as to my dosages?

Great report man, from what I’ve read, products that do not contain -none/do not have a nasty/side effect OD are fantastic to apply to hair, again from reading other forum poster’s experience apparently it’s one of the best application and diffusion points in the body

I noticed this in particular today with none other than a little bit of chocolate milk, some drop kick sprayed milk on my hair from the stairs above and I was stinking the room out with my chocolaty milk smelling hair! Good thing next time these people see me they’ll be sniffing neroli…

Very nice report :slight_smile:

The hair is highly diffusive and great for appling mones to. You are correct dont spray anone products there they are harder to cover and harder to get off. Plus its easier to OD with the hair if you frequantly use anone products.

Tisha

Hey Stupid…Great post,seems like you are going to have a great time with this.you might even change your degree to psychology

Great report, Stupid! (Man, that feels weird typing that. LOL!). I think Androtics appreciates all kinds of feedback, even on the Instant line. You never know when they may consider tweaking a mix, and want to see what we’re saying about it beforehand.

Everything you identified as a possible hit sounds like the real deal to me. As for hair, yes it’s perfectly fine to use non-none products in it. Especially since you say yours is long. Makes for even better diffusion. Reps for a good report and wise, conservative use as a first try. :slight_smile: For going out, you’ll probably be fine adding another shot of ammo. Normally I’d suggest the back of the neck, but since your hair is long, maybe split a spray on the crooks of your elbows. Feel free to add more Instant Shine if you like, too. No real OD danger there.

-D4

Nice report Stupid! hahaha I love the nick.

I’d say the fidgeting girl was getting a nice dose of pheromones. Instant shine doesn’t contain androstenone so it is ok to spray in your hair. If it does contain androstenone thats news to me.

It’s good you’re posting a journal! Not everyone will comment, but it will get read. I posted one too, and though I don’t update it daily anymore, I still maintain it. Journals always have good stories in them, and some sort of information that will be valuable to someone. And, if you ever have a question in it, people will answer.

Since others rep’d me for starting my journal, I’ll rep you too!

Nice report!! :slight_smile:

Your one of the lucky ones that got reactions pretty much instantly.

Rep points for you :slight_smile:

nice report I’m definately buying some ammo now!:slight_smile:

Thanks for the comments everyone, I didn’t expect so many! On to my second report!

So tonight I decided to go out and test a bit further. I applied one more spray of Ammo to my chest and 2 more sprays of shine to my hair plus one to the front of my neck. I think I need to use a bit less shine because after the third spray (to my neck) I instantly got light-headed for the next 10 minutes. Not a good, “hey, this is fun,” lightheaded, more of a, “whoooa, what’s going on,” type feeling. A little bit anxious too, but like I said, that disappeared after about 10 minutes.

While I was busy sprucing myself up, one of my roommates (I have several) had come home with two of his female friends from class. They were all in the living room chatting away and my room just so happens to adjoin it. When I opened up my door I think a wall of pheromones must have poured out right along with me. It was funny actually, because as soon as I opened my door both the women in the room immediately snapped their heads in my direction.

In keeping with my desire to be objective/borderline cynical I could attribute their response to me suddenly opening my door. On the other hand, I could also say that while their reaction could have been interpretted as surprise, they really did look like deer in the headlights. Neither of them looked scared or frightened, in fact both their expressions were fairly blank except for the wide-eyed stares that seemed to say, “What’s that?!”

After the initial looks, we greeted each other and said our hellos and then they all went back to talking while I grabbed a glass of water. When I came out of the kitchen it appeared that both of the ladies had started a hair flipping contest. Bemused, I walked back to my room but left the door open on a hunch.

Sure enough, a few seconds later one of them (the blonde) was asking me a question (and by asking, I mean yelling, since she was sitting around the corner and and across a room from me). Confused (since I can’t even see the person talking to me), I ask if they had been talking to me and indeed that was the case. So I answered and made small talk for a bit and then went back to getting ready. Another 30 seconds goes by and this time the other one (a brunette) is asking me a question (my roommate must not be much of conversationalist). This time I decided to just sit out there and join them.

More small talk ensued; it seemed as if they both wanted a personal background on me so they asked me a ton of questions about myself. They also wanted to know what my plans were for the evening. When I mention I’d probably be going to a bar later, the blonde immediately tried to attach herself to my plans. The brunette just looked sad and said she wasn’t 21. Remember, while we’re talking the hair-flipping olympics is still going on, so I’m trying to hold back a smirk.

Finally the three of them (the two girls and my roommate) decided to go back to one of the girls’ apartments in hopes of finding something to do. After politely declining their request to come along (they were nice, but I wasn’t really interested), I went back to my room and was starting to feel a bit tired (I’ve been battling the flu for the past week and a half and I’m not quite over it).

I called a neighbor of mine because I had to pick up some notes for class and while I was over there I noticed she was extremely chatty. To the point where I was doing the one word answer thing (“uh-huh,” “yeah,” “oh really?,” etc. etc.) just to keep up. It seemed like she didn’t want me to leave so she was talking about anything and everything as fast as she could. Nice girl, I like her. After about 20 minutes of this I manage to extract myself and thank her before heading back to my apartment.

After I got back I called up my friend who I was going to the bar with to see what was happening for the rest of the night. He wasn’t planning on leaving for a while and I knew the longer I waited the worse I was going to feel, so I decided to give my body a break from the alcohol induced punishment it was sure to receive and stayed in for the night.

So to conclude, even though I didn’t go out, there were definitely some hits. In my report I make it sound like they were these huge obvious hits (and they were), but there is also something subtle about them. For those who haven’t tried the products or who have and haven’t noticed anything yet, don’t expect the world to stop and an announcement to be made when you get a hit. While I’m sure there are some instances when that might be the case, I’ve found that subtlety is the key. God is in the details, right?

All in all, a fun night. I can’t wait to properly test them in a large social setting.

PS - As a side note, I hope I don’t give anyone whiplash from all the hair flipping. Seriously, what is it about these pheromones that makes girls so intensely fascinated with their hair? :wink:

Hmm, I had written up a report earlier this morning but it appears to have gotten lost. I’ll do my best to recreate it…

So last night I decided to go out and test a bit further. I applied one more spray of Ammo to my chest and 2 more sprays of shine to my hair plus one to the front of my neck. I think I need to use a bit less shine because after the third spray (to my neck) I instantly got light-headed for the next 10 minutes. Not a good, “hey, this is fun,” lightheaded, more of a, “whoooa, what’s going on,” type feeling. A little bit anxious too, but like I said, that disappeared after about 10 minutes.

While I was busy sprucing myself up, one of my roommates (I have several) had come home with two of his female friends from class. They were all in the living room chatting away and my room just so happens to adjoin it. When I opened up my door I think a wall of pheromones must have poured out right along with me. It was funny actually, because as soon as I opened my door both the women in the room immediately snapped their heads in my direction.

In keeping with my desire to be objective/borderline cynical I could attribute their response to me suddenly opening my door. On the other hand, I could also say that while their reaction could have been interpreted as surprise, they really did look like deer in the headlights. Neither of them looked scared or frightened, in fact both their expressions were fairly blank except for the wide-eyed stares that seemed to say, “What’s that?!”

After the initial looks, we greeted each other and said our hellos and then they all went back to talking while I grabbed a glass of water. When I came out of the kitchen it appeared that both of the ladies had started a hair flipping contest. Bemused, I walked back to my room but left the door open on a hunch.

Sure enough, a few seconds later one of them (the blonde) was asking me a question (and by asking, I mean yelling, since she was sitting around the corner and and across a room from me). Confused (since I can’t even see the person talking to me), I ask if they had been talking to me and indeed that was the case. So I answer and make small talk for a bit and then go back to getting ready. Another 30 seconds goes by and this time the other one (a brunette) is asking me a question (my roommate must not be much of conversationalist). This time I decided to just sit out there and join them.

More small talk ensued; it seemed as if they both wanted a personal background on me so they asked me a ton of questions about myself. They also wanted to know what I would be doing for the evening. When I mention I’d probably be going to a bar later, the blonde immediately tried to attach herself to my plans. The brunette just looked sad and said she wasn’t 21. Remember, while we’re talking the hair-flipping Olympics is still going on, so I’m trying to hold back a smirk.

Finally the three of them (the two girls and my roommate) decided to go back to one of the girls’ apartments in hopes of finding something to do. After politely declining their request to come along (they were nice, but I wasn’t really interested), I went back to my room and was starting to feel a bit tired (I’ve been battling the flu for the past week and a half and I’m not quite over it).

I called a neighbor of mine because I had to pick up some notes for class and while I was over there I noticed she was extremely chatty. To the point where I was doing the one word answer thing (“uh-huh,” “yeah,” “oh really?” etc. etc.) just to keep up. It seemed like she didn’t want me to leave so she was talking about anything and everything as fast as she could. Nice girl, I like her. After about 20 minutes of this I managed to extract myself and thanked her before heading back to my apartment.

After I got back I called up my friend who I was going to the bar with and asked what was happening for the rest of the night. He wasn’t planning on leaving for a while and I knew the longer I waited the worse I was going to feel, so I decided to give my body a break from the alcohol induced punishment it was sure to receive and stay in for the night.

So to conclude, even though I didn’t go out, there were definitely some hits. In my report I make it sound like they were these huge obvious hits (and they were), but there is also something subtle about them. For those who haven’t tried the products or who have and haven’t noticed anything yet, don’t expect the world to stop and an announcement to be made when you get a hit. While I’m sure there are some instances when that might be the case, I’ve found that subtlety is the key. God is in the details, right?

All in all, a fun night. I can’t wait to properly test them in a large social setting.

PS - As a side note, I hope I don’t give anyone whiplash from all the hair flipping. What is it about these pheromones that makes girls so intensely fascinated with tossing their hair/pulling at it?

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These forums are a tad weird my friend, sometimes you post and it disappears, then re-appears an hour or two later. But they almost always re-appear.

Great report man, interesting read, seems like you got some good hits there!

Until you reach 50 posts, some of them will get held for moderation. There are random things that cause this, but the main reason for it is to prevent spam bots from posting rapid-fire advertisements. Don’t take it personally, as the mods will okay the posts and send them through eventually. Just keep posting and you’ll be past this annoying necessity in no time. :slight_smile:

As for your report, once again, fantastic! It’s good to keep a healthy dose of cynicism, because it’s easy to want to try to look for hits where there are none. Like in your last report, it sounds like you’ve identified them correctly. Gotta love the hair flipping. :slight_smile: Maybe Tisha or Lor or one of the other ladies can clue us in on why that happens. I’d rep you again, but I have to spread the love around some before the forum will let me. :slight_smile:

-D4

Ah ok, I think I get it now. I thought there was that 50 post minimum but I had written something earlier that got posted immediately, so I guess that must have confused me.

Anyway, thanks for reading, I’ll be sure to keep updated on my somewhat exciting phero adventures.

Haven’t had much of a chance to go out and test some, I’ve been bogged down with midterms and papers.

However, I did wear some pheros to class yesterday and got a funny hit. I had just come back from the bathroom after having applied:

1 spray Ammo to my chest
1/2 spray split between my wrists
1 spray Instant Shine 2x to back of hair/neckline
1 spray Instant Shine 2x to front of neck

Needless to say, as soon as I sat down the girl next to me stopped what she was doing, leaned over to me and took a huge whiff of the air just in front of me. Then asked, “Wow, what kind of cologne do you wear?”

It was hard not to laugh really. Also, I’m convinced pheros have some sort of effect, and even if they didn’t (they do), girls seem to LOVE the smell. Which is probably reason enough to buy the products. Hehe, looking forward to trying them out some more.

Actually… I think I’m going to go buy some Instant Openness… 2x! Yeah!

Hey, great journal, fella. Ammo + IS is golden for a uni man. Hope you keep posting your results.

I’m curious to know if that ten-minute-no-so-cool-disoriented-feeling from the Instant Shine has happened again.

Great journal, stupid! Love your detail and really hoping youll keep up the good work.

I wish Androtics were around when i was in high school and college. Not only would i have owned the place, they would have elected me king! Use everything at your disposal to rock your world!

ya u should give instant openness a try, so far it worked well for me

Well well, it’s been a while but alas, I return, if only briefly.

2 nights ago I was getting ready to go out to a party when I decided I wanted to try something new. I asked my roommate if I could use any of his pheros for the night and he generously obliged. I actually settled on only one, his Instant Female Magic. I wanted to get a feel for it compared to ammo.

But that’s not the only reason…

Being the cynic/masochist I was, I also wanted to test the so called “depressive” effects it had on men.

So, I steadied myself and applied:

2 sprays Instant Female Magic to the chest
1 spray to neck
1 spray to hair

I covered each area with a spray of 2x instant shine

Finally, because I couldn’t resist (I know I should have) I also applied:

1 spray Instant Openness 2x to the back of neck (compliments of the extra fast shipping from Androtics)

Honestly, I think I must have been expecting “Instant Male Depression,” but that certainly wasn’t the case. In fact the only thing I noticed was that I smelled kind of girly. Confident that I was immune to the effects I set out towards the party with a buddy.

When we arrived the party seemed to be winding down as everyone was already drunk, leaving, or settled into conversation. It also didn’t help that this was my friends party and I didn’t know anyone. Still I was determined, and started trying to break into conversations.

One thing I immediately noticed was that the Instant Female Magic really did repel men. Even my friend would kind of turn his back when I came up, (although when I engaged him he acted fine) but as soon as we would stop talking he would turn his back again.

The women I did talk to seemed very friendly, but nothing too out of the ordinary. One girl seemed particularly eager to talk and after about 15 minutes, her boyfriend showed up and sat next to her. Whoops, she forgot to mention him. After a few more minutes she drifted out of the conversation and excused herself, leaving just the boyfriend and me. Strangely enough, we ended up having a particularly long semi-intense conversation, especially for someone who had just been hitting on his girlfriend. Chalk that up to my insatiable charm or the pheros? Who knows!

Anyway, it also probably didn’t help things that I was outside for half the party. So, all in all, no overt hits, but some definite IOI that may or may not have been due to the mix.

But of course, the story doesn’t end there…

Fast forward to the next morning. Well it was morning before it became afternoon. Those depressive side effects? Yeah, they’re real. Let me emphasize that:

DEPRESSIVE SIDE EFFECTS FROM Instant Female Magic ARE REAL!

I just did not feel like doing anything. Couldn’t get out of bed. Couldn’t feed my cats. Couldn’t think happy thoughts. Just did not want to move, unless it meant crawling under a rock somewhere to waste away. And even that would have been a chore.

My pillows and sheets wreaked of IFM. To be honest I didn’t even connect the two until much later in the day until after my head cleared.

So, in summation, I would need to test IFM again, this time in a more closed environment to get a feel for its effects, and…

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DON’T SPRAY IT ANYWHERE NEAR YOUR NOSE!

This concludes my report, thank you! :smiley:

Sorry, just saw this. As far as the disoriented thing goes, nope, never happened again, so that’s a plus. The downside is, I’ve really yet to experience any self-effects from any of the products (unless depression counts :stuck_out_tongue:).

I smoke very rarely, and only socially, and my diet is so-so (I’m a student, you can’t expect me to eat!), but I do take a barrage of vitamins. So, not really sure about that. Does anyone have any guesses as to why I’m not getting anything out of them though? Would be interesting to hear your responses.