A314 and driving.... scratch that 'flying'

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this is on the self effects of A314 and driving. its scary, because u loose complete control of ur ‘comfort’ level, and rise to ‘IM IN CONTROL’ level (which u actually are not in control)

first gonna start this one out with, no one is injured… and just to clarify alcohol was not involved (hard to believe)

just had 2 other friends in the car, driving up about an hour north to my friends house. should be a pleasant drive, on a small parkway.

and to those who dont know: i drive an Audi RS4, basically a car with excessive acceleration and power and top speed, more than needed

MIX

A314: 2 drops
Ishine 2x: 2 spays

Locations:
lets see, im gonna go with ‘in the car’ for this one

Results:
ok, any one that has driven a fast car knows how big they feel behind the wheel, rite? yea, well think of that feeling on steroids…yeaaa

so we get in the car, driving along at a good pace, making small talk… paying attention to the conversation and, less the road

then we get on the parkway, and to start off… some jerk doesnt let me in the lane, pisses me off and and i jam on the gas and fly passed him. shakes the two others in the car alittle lol, they just experienced 4 'G’s lol

then the jerk thinks i did it to show off and starts tail gating me :roll_eyes: so he is further annoying me now. so once again… this time smoother, i pick up my speed and get going faster, this guy is persistent and stays 5 feet on my tail… my friend yells “GUN IT” lol and i do…only i dont take my foot off the accelerator, i just keep going…

the guy is gone, and i forget bout my speed, seriously, im going about 85 on this little parkway, 55 speed limit:o… then that jerk (he is not promoted to jerk ‘off’) pops up in my rear view again… so i hit the gas and hes gone again… and once again, i forget bout my speed…lol now im going 100 mph :open_mouth:… yea, i didnt even know… im weaving in and out of traffic, until it finally occurs to me that im going twice the speed of everyone else :o

Steve, u need to print a warning on the A314 bottles

WARNING, DO NOT DRIVE WITHIN 36 HOURS OF APPLICATION… this stuff is lethal.

bond

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I can see you in court Bond. “Buuuuut Your Honor, there’s this little bitty bottle of cologne see. It makes me feel like I’m 19 years old and completely invincible.” :smiley:

Fun report though.

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Nicely! That’ll be why I’m nowhere near as dangerous with my A314 dose…the IS200 always was a bit heavy for the engine :slight_smile:

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A314 + Truckdriver = No good :open_mouth:

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As I’ve previously mentioned, A314 plus P83, my 170mph bike and a truck is an even worse combination :wink:

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lol this should be the thread of “chronicles of A314 and high horsepower death machines” :smiley:

shit… ur lucky to be alive…

psssst… dont tell anyone but i had the electronic speed-limiter removed :stuck_out_tongue: :smiley: im not gonna even go into wat iv done before :o lol (to avoided being yelled at by tish for reckless behavior :roll_eyes:

bond

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I think you’ll be safe young Mr Bond. I hear Tish has a thing for fast toyboys :wink:

De restricted RS4, like your style. Far better car then the M3

Nah, you’ll be in trouble with Bella, now imagine being punished by that lady :smiley::smiley::wink:

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o diamond… many a time… many :wink: lol she has uncle vito and the mob behind her… their AMG E550’s dont stand a chance against me though :stuck_out_tongue:

bond

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I’m usually doing that at the end of my acceleration ramp.:roll_eyes:

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This is hilarious.

Also, I’d give any number of organs to get to have an RS4. God damn it.