a314 + i shine = touchdown

Been going out with this girl for a bit, unfortunately she is iffy, she doesn’t like sex one moment but does the next. well we have already had sex before but it was pretty lame this weekend.
so i decided to bust out the A314 and i shine, covered with CGIT of course…

(1 drop A314 each side neck and remainder under lip, i shine on both wrists and hair)

now this girl, in order to have sex wit her (which is ridiculous) have to wait till 2 am until she hornier than horny goat weed. and on normal days -non party nights and what not- i cant enjoy it after about midnight, i get a MAJOR case of E.D.

well i got there, hugs and kisses blah blah blah, well about 30 mins latter, i grab her awesome thong…shit is hot… :smiley:

i tell her “go put this on” and throw it to her, sure enough she got up and went and put it on.

well i have a good night :smiley:
i enjoyed a great laying on my back while she did all the work, only thing that could made it better is if i had a popsicle afterwards… :smiley:

next day she is like, “how did u get me to f_ck you, that is totally not like me, u got some magic powers or something”

I just smiled, laughed, and said " I know"

Thank you AD for giving me magic powers :wink:

~nate

FROSTED ANIMAL COOKIES+ a314 + i shine = awesome?

lol while at work this girl (an 8, 20-21ish, great body, cute face) and her bf came in, she needed help with the computers it ate her cd (nom nom nom) i go over there joking around with her and him, then i say one second, (it was a mac and the cd wouldnt even eject v ia terminal).
so i go back and get my bag of frosted animal cookies offer some to her bf first hes like no thanks, then some to her and she smiled and :smiley: and took some.
i said something like “i know you’ll take some :wink:”
she blushed and wat ever, i joke about how the animal cookies would make it come out, and well any who just did stupid bypass on boot up to get it out. i told her id try it on my computer and left my bag of cookies there, they got off came up and she brought me my bag,
blushed and said" i hope u dont mind, i took a few :slight_smile:"
anyways through some cute negs and for some reason her boyfriend was completely quite the whole time we were flirting, and as they were leaving i heard him in the hall way, say “wat teh hell, u were totally flirting with him”

anyways i will see her again after spring break, i always see her in here, but now i’ll talk with her flirt a little, be social. not going try get her to cheat on her man. that is not cool.

i suprizingly get alot of hits, and meet alot girls that i sometimes hook up with some times just use as a social leaver working this stupid job,
i help people that dont know how to use computers, but what i really get paid for is maintaing and fixing the network and computers when nobodys here.

Hell yes!!! That is one of my all time favorite combos.

Try using one spray IJ or some tuth after a few hours of hanging out with her…don’t forget that initial combo of a314 and IS though.

yeah, if things get into relationship with her, then i probably will,
shoot, tuth… i should use some, that stuff gives me insta-wood lol

I tried it today, had awsome results!