Adventures of The Toyman

Hey all,
Well I just recieved my first order this morning. I ordered Turn Up The Heat, Ammunition, Instant Shine and Instant Honesty. Well naturally, my mom and I have to smell everything, (remember, I’m my mother’s caregiver, 24/7). Just before my roommate (23 y.o. female) left for work I tossed on a spray and maybe a half of Ammo on my neck. More appropriately, closer to my throat than the side of my neck. As soon as I did that, I felt my throat start to close on me. Has anyone else had that problem? Either way, I’m going to have to find a different place to put the Ammo at least. I will say, for one spray, that stuff just wafts throughout a whole 12x20 room…lol. At least it smells good.:smiley: I’m not sure if it’s the Ammo or just that my order came in, but I do feel happier (or maybe more mellow, not sure) than before I sprayed it. Either way, I think I’m going to change my shirt and wash up before I take my mom to senior day care and spray on just a tad more someplace not so close to my neck and noseand see what happens while I do my running around in the stores today.

Well, tonightwas interesting. Not quite what I was hoping for, but interesting. Before I left the house to go to the local bar for karaoke, I put on Ammo x2(one spray on each side of my neck),
TUTH x2(one spray on each forearm),
IH x2(one spray on the inside of each elbow) and
IS x2(ond on the throat and one on the chest). I followed that up with a few sprays of Realm, because I like the scent. So basically, I felt like I smelled like a French whorehouse when I walked in…lol.
Well, the bar was filled more with guys tonight than girls. Mind you, I’m 45 and even my favorite waitress is half my age so basically, I’m the old guy in the bar. Now I figured I was probably going for broke, using 4 sprays total of between the TUTH and the AMMO, but these young ladies didn’t treat me or look at me any different than any other night without mones. Hardly even a first glance, let alone a second. I will say, though, that I was every GUY"S friend tonight. I ended up talking to most of the guys there while the ladies all stayed with the young pups.
Now I’ve seen a couple posts, here and there where us older guys might need to use a little more. I’m wondering, though, if I should continue with the 4 sprays total of TUTH and/or AMMO and try it out on different venues or just try to up it to 5 or maybe just layer one over the other for 4 sprays or 5. Any suggestions for the old man?

I am a noob to this, but 4 sprays is overkill. To me, aswell as other people around me, 2x is stinky enough. 4x is just a mental overload. Using that much will only make you run out of the stuff anyway bro, unless you have money to burn.
Also, i think that being 20 years older than everyone else in the venue is a mistake aswell. I keep the age range within 5 years, especially since i am young.. 10 years older is weird, 20 years older is effectively paedophilia in the eyes of the young.. would you want someone as old as your mother to be creeping you in the pub? I bet not.

Well after last night I tought I would read some more in the forum. What I seem to be getting, and there really have to search for them is that guys over 30 get better results with higher dosages of nones since they tend to produce fewer naturally than the young pups. Hmmm…ok. Maybe I need to search out some of the older users on the forum who regualy post for some insight. Then I ran across a post by Snook Assassin, "The Snook’s big book o’ pheros for rookies." He states that he has read posts where older guys sometimes get better hits from 6-7 sprays. He reccommends in another spot that you DO OD just to find out where your sweet spot is and what the negative effects could be and to use TUTH to do it with. So I decided what the hell, why not? Let’s go for broke and go a couple places and try to see what changes, if any people would have after 6-7 sprays. Well, started with 6 sprays. One on each side of the neck, one on each forearm and two on the chest. Threw n a crew neck t-shirt and off I went. I didn’t wear anything different than I normally do. I wanted everything to be the same as it normally would, except for the TUTH. Stopped at the gas station first where there were two ladies my age, one being the manager. No difference. ok, get back to the car hit myself with another half spray to the neck. Go to Wal Mart to make a return. The girl behind the desk seemed nice enough to everyone else, but maybe, just slightly nicer to me, not sure. She did, however give me back the wrong change and had to have her drawer openned again to give me the correct return amount. After she did that she mentioned how nice it was outside. Hit? Maybe, maybe not. Not too sure. I do know that I was standing in front of her for close to 5 mins total. After that, went two other places and didn’t see any difference in any other woman’s demeanor. I’m wonderring if all the sprays needed to be on exposed skin( I wore a t-shirt over two of the sprays), or being older, I might have needed one more spray or did I OD? Noone around me seemed agitated at all except for one woman at the cash register who looked back at me a couple times out of the corner of her eyes a couple of times. She seemed nervous to begin with. Oh well, try again another time. Karaoke tonight with an older crowd. See what happens there.

Decided to take it light last night after yesterdays attempt at intentional OD. Still ot sure I did or not. No real reactions from anyone I encountered. Anyways did one spray each of Ammo, TUTH, IS and IH. I layered the socials on top of the Ammo and TUTH. Went out to karaoke with an older crowd. Nothing to report. Same fun as always, but nothing different that I could see. I think I’ll do the same tonight just to see. Then next week I’ll start adding a spray to just one of them to see where it goes. Probably one of the socials.

Depends on the venue. At the biggest club here in Louisville, I’ve gone and effectively been surrounded by chicks ranging from 21-45 that have been chasing me around, and I’m 34. The mones also make a difference as it seems that older women like more none, and younger women dig rone + Taa (Instant Shine’s main hormonal molecule) + nol.

Which is weird, since younger guys produce more none and nol, and older guys produce more rone, generally.

The imbalance is likely because we live longer now than say…500 years ago.

Here’s what I use… 1 spray ammo on the neck, 2 on the wrists (1 on each wrist,) 1 spray tuth under the shirt (slows down the diffusion/impact,) and 2 IO on the wrists over the 2 sprays of ammo. Tends to be my magic mix.

Also, Instant Shine is added when I’m going somewhere with a younger crowd - gives a younger vibe. Of course, your mileage may vary.

Chris,
Thank you very much for your input. It’s nice to hear from and get advice from someone older than 20something. Not to put you young guys down, but when I was in my 20’s, it was a totally different game and mones weren’t needed. We had big balls blind stupidity and whoever got shot down the most won…lol. Now that I’m older, it seems the game has changed, as well as my body, and an extra tool in the arsenal helps. It helps more when you figure out how to use it to your advantage and knowing that the tools work differently for the older guys than the younger guys makes trial and error that much more difficult and frustrating.
Tonight I’m judging a karaoke contest. The venue should prove to be quite crowded so I’m going to try out your suggestions, only switching IH for IO, since that’s what I have on hand. Hopefully we’ll see something happen that I can report back on. Thanks again.

Well, unfortunately nothing to really report again last night. I think it was the situation I was in. I went with Chris’s sugestion ans then went out to judge a karaoke contest. That, in itself, may have been the problem. I didn’t get the chance to mingle as I normally would. I ended up sitting at one table for most of the night. I wil say, though, that I didn’t scare anyone away from me and everyone seemed friendly enough. Oh, well, try again in a different venue and situation tonight. Tonight I’m not judging, Just having fun.