Ok I am going to rate my favorite Bonds in order.
- Sean Connery- Charming and Dangerous
- Pierce Bronson - Cool And Suave
3 Daniel Craig - Takes no Prisoners
4 Roger Moore - Witty one liners, smooth
5 Timothy Dalton- Morbid, needs to lighten up.
6 George Lazenberry- Flash in the pan
Best Film: From Russia With Love
Worst Film: On Her Majesty,s Secret Service
Best Bond Villain: Scaramanga (Man with the golden gun)
Best Bond Henchmen: Jaws
Best Bond babe: Ursula Address as Honey Ryder in Dr No. That scene of her coming out of the ocean and onto the beach in her white bikini. I still have wet dreams of that. lol
Best Bond Babe Names
- Pussy Galore - Goldfinger
- Honey Ryder - Dr No
- Plenty O’Toole - Diamonds Are Forever
- Mary Goodnight - The Man With The Golden Gun
- Dr Holly Goodhead - Moonraker
Whats Funny
Imagine all the deadly martial arts films you have seen like Bruce Lee for example. And yet the trusted British right hook to the villains chops always saved the day. Lol (Think Roger Moore, how many times did the villain go down after the trusted right hook.)
Have you noticed the villains all have submachine guns yet cannot aim for toffe. Yet the heroes small pistol always gets the villain in the first few shots.
I believe it was Live And Let Die where Roger Moore was strapped to a chair and the villains were going to chop his small finger off if he did not capitulate. Cue for the camera to zoom in on Mr Bonds face, was he shitting himself. Lol He did not even sweat and had a confident smarmy cheesy grin on his face. For gods sake he was about to loose his little finger. Lol… No ones that cool, not even Mr Bond.
Why does the villain when he has Bond captured starts to tell him in detail of his villiainous plans giving Bond enough time to escape and unleash the British right hook to save the day. Lol
How many times have we heard " Goodbye Mr Bond" or " Ohhhh James" Lol
Have you noticed when a bomb is on the countdown and when the hero is trying to disarm it. It always stops at one second before it goes off.
And lastly what pheromones does James Bond use, because I want some myself. He never fails to get laid. Lol 