Hey everyone, how’s it going? Wanted to report on my Saturday night. (This might be a long post, just a warning). It was INSANE with hits. I mean, I WAS that guy in all those hokey, cheesy, horrible pheromone adds for the scam products. It was incredible, best night I’ve ever had with pheromones. The only drawback though, is that I DON’T FULLY REMEMBER WHAT I PUT ON. I am SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO pissed off at myself for not writing it down like I normally do. Anyway, I will write to you all what I remember of it.
So my started off with me taking a nice long shower, getting my body as clean as possible. Once I got out, I put on (from what I can remember, and yes, it is a lot, but i figured I was going to a pretty big party) the following:
2 sprays total of Ammo
1 spray P79 (at 12.5 mcg per spray)
3 P93 (at 12.5 mcg per spray)
1 spray TAL to my hair
4 Instant Openness
1 Instant Honesty
1 Beta Androstenol (@12.5 mcg per spray)
3 sprays Instant Shine 2.1
1 or 2 mx335
40 mcg of P74
possibly 1 spray instant gentleman
So I waited about an hour and a half and drove to a birthday party. I stayed pretty much sober the whole night so that I was at my best. Everyone was excited to see me when I got there, it took me about 30 minutes to say hi to the first 3 people there, and there was an entire 2-floor house full of people to greet. They wouldn’t stop hugging me and the girls who were “next” to be hugged seemed awfully anxious and kinda pissed that the other girls were hogging me. LOL. Eventually, I made my presence known to everyone there, and they noticed. I wish I could go into more detail, but I will try to leave this as short as possible, if ya’ll have questions, just ask.
So the night was good, there was a good vibe and people would not leave me alone or stop talking to me. I actually got kind of annoyed at one point when people (men in particular) would not stop talking with me. Pretty much the whole night, one of my friends was kissing my cheeks for some reason. When one of my guy friends said hey, he smelled me and repeatedly told the girl kissing my cheek that I smelled delicious and to sniff me. He shoved her nose in my neck and once he let go, she stayed there for what felt like a while. When she removed herself, she said I smelled ok. LOL. She proceeded to continue kissing my neck and repeatedly putting her lips extremely close to mine and making it obvious she wanted me to kiss her. I did not. LOL because she ended up going home with the next guy she talked to directly after me. lol.
Another friend of mine (an ex-girlfriend who happens to be a lesbian) stayed around me a lot and kept offering me shots. I ended up drinking a total of about 3 drinks (beer included). I noticed that a few girls were actually following me around. Whenever I went upstairs, back downstairs, outside, back inside to the basement, upstairs, every different room in the house, they always seemed to show up about 30 seconds after I got there. Anyway, I noticed my ex-girlfriend (the one offering me shots) was giving me major IOIs. So after I had some fun making her follow me around for a while, I said that I was going outside to pee. Lol, yeah yeah yeah, there was a large line for the bathroom. SHE FOLLOWED ME OUTSIDE and no one was out there at this point. The second she got outside, she literally attacked me, and ran me into the wall of the house and started to fiercely kiss me.
After making out for a while, I told her I had to pee, lol, and she let me go. When I got back, she followed me inside and told me that I should take her home so that we could finish a bottle of liquor without having to worry about driving home drunk. UGH!!! I sadly had to decline because I was feeling sick in my stomach. NOT from alcohol, but more stomach-flu-like symptoms. I had had to run to the bathroom and stink it up, lol, like 2 times already. I was SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO PISSED. I wasn’t drinking in order to avoid feeling sick that night! GOD DAMMIT!!! Lol, anyway, we went back upstairs and she sat next to a girl and started making out with her for like an hour! It was actually pretty funny, watching it. They had quite an audience and I felt like I was partially responsible…gettin her in the mood and such, lol.
Anyway, at the end of the night, I went home (about 5:00 am), and she was online when I got home so we started talking. The conversation somehow turned into a webcam convo (she has a camera in her laptop) and for some reason, she ended up flashing me several times and getting naked for me.
GREAT NIGHT. I am SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO PISSED I didn’t write down this mix, kitchen sink or not, it was awesome. I’m going to try to recreate it at another party I’m going to this coming weekend.
And sorry it was a looooooooooonnnnnnngggggggggg post. Much love and peace out, thanks for reading.
-dbag
Edit: Forgot to add that the whole night a bunch of different girls kept touching me unnecessarily and for unnecessarily long periods of time considering they were “just passing by”. like they would put their hand on my should and kind of just sit there until they sort of rubbed in off of me in a seemingly slow manner. which i thought was funny.