Ok, going against the advice of forum members (Sorry
), I decided to start wearing Ammo to work again… (I work in a Deli, around ovens, deep fryars, a bunch of other stuff that sucks)…
Well, we just hired this new girl, and from the get go, I can tell she eyes me whenever I move… But the past two days have been something else…
First, she sticks around after she gets off of work, just to buy things from the Deli, only she insists that I have to serve her… I.E., Yesterday, she gets off at 1 pm PST. My shift ends at 7 pm. I go outside to my bike to go home, and who do I find sitting there, waiting for me? Yup…
Another example: Today, I go to lunch at 2:30 pm. She got off at 1. Half an hour in, I decide I want something to drink, so I go out to the store ground and buy a PowerAde. I’m walking back to the break room, when one of my co-workers stops me. He says to me, “Yo, your girl stopped by asking where you were”… Remember, this is an hour and a half AFTER she had gotten off of work…
I get back from lunch, at 3:30, and look who is at the counter waiting for me! The first thing I thought to myself was, “Good heaven, I’m cutting down on the freakin Ammo… I think I have a stalker!”
After she leaves, the same buddy of mine tells me this: “Dude, did you hear what she said as you were leavin for lunch?” I tell him I didn’t, and he says, "Well, I asked her if she wanted to sample any of our salads and then as a joke I said, “Well, would you like a sample of his salad (pointing to me)?”
Her reply; “I would LOVE a sample of that salad”… He said she looked dead serious…
BTW, I sprayed two shots of Ammo on my neck, one above the Apple and one below, and sprayed one to the back of my hair.
Ammo maybe a lil TOO GOOD!!!
Beware! ![]()