You wear a shirt like this for your engagement picture…
http://democomputer.com/forum_images/redneck/17.JPG
Your mailbox looks like this…
http://democomputer.com/forum_images/redneck/20.JPG
Your doghouse looks like this…
http://democomputer.com/forum_images/redneck/21.JPG
Your pickup looks like this
http://democomputer.com/forum_images/redneck/22.JPG
You have a deer’s butt for a door bell…
http://democomputer.com/forum_images/redneck/23.JPG
You don’t need a lake to do a little skiing…
http://democomputer.com/forum_images/redneck/24.JPG
Or if your wife is quoted in the local paper saying..