I’ve started shopping for a cover scent, as IFM bothers me enough to be noticable. TUTH is earthy enough (espcially if I’ve been a bit active) that I don’t mind it at all – to me the A314 is calming and soothing – and mixes fine with the Heat. But IFM makes me self-conscious, even though it seems to provide results.
In the work environment, I have found myself stopped serveral times for extended conversations by casual aquaintences. I ran into two women from work at the Mall who literally stepping in front of me to keep me from just nodding hello on the way past. I was wearing two shots of IFM and two of TUTH on my way to see a hired gun that’s been on my radar. I don’t attribute what I was wearing to being stopped – I’ve been wearing product with A1 for well over a week there and the changes have been noticeable. And with the exception of an aggressive spike that I felt that didn’t immediate trace back to the 'nones, it’s been all good.
I attribute this pair of women being more animated than normal, making extended eye contact, light kino and delaying tactics to the products I was wearing, tho. One of them is pregnant – and not to put too find a point on it, I can sum up a part of the experience with a quote from Wedding Crashers: ‘Don’t spend time on girls in hats, they tend to be proper.’ Yeah? Well, the proper girl in the hat just eye-fucked the shit out of me.
Moving on to my appointment. This target had already been progressing nicely, but wasn’t ‘personal.’ As a casual aquaintence that I don’t see regularly – someone not already attuned to my natural signature, the real question was, would there be a change now that I was using 'nones?
Decidedly yes. Absolutely yes. Oh my God, yes.
She’s a little slip of a women, all of 5-5 and 100 pounds (but it seems as though she’s carrying a disproportionate amount in her bra.) Thin, but strong – we discuss workout schedules and BMI and the like typically.
The shampoo felt different this time. Having someone else wash your hair is always a good thing – but she seemed to linger during the process. There was less urgency. I told myself it wasn’t that busy and she probably simply knew that she didn’t have another appointment stacked up behind me.
Then she offered me a ‘favor.’ I’m not a bear – but I do tend to go cro magnon from time to time – and she thought it would help my look if she just gave me a quick wax job – ‘on me.’ Gentleman, if you ever find yourself in this position, accept, if only to use this now field-tested line which worked like a charm – “Oh sure, just like every other woman in my life, you’re going to hurt me.” Giggles – no, I promise. Segue directly into a discussion of 40 year old Virgin and you’re in solid.
I won’t bore you with all the details, but suffice it say it was a relaxing visit with a new friend – and I credit TUTH with keeping just enough tension in the air so that I won’t get stuck in the friend mode; i.e. when talk turned back to weight management (she’s small and trying to add muscle), I reminded her not to get stuck in the false benchmark of weight – because after all it’s how you feel and how your clothes fit that matters – and whether or not people notice that your clothes fit. Lets just say, this girls clothes fit – but will look much better in a heap on the floor.
Today I spent the entire day lifting furniture and climbing up and down stairs. A friend will help you move. Your best friend will help you move a body. This was just stuff – a pal moved into a new place and I wasn’t sure how much help he was going to have. I’m glad I went. His family was there in waves – but many were older, and you just don’t want Grandpa on the other end of the dresser on a steep flight of steps.
Knowing it would be a mixed group, I used two drops on A314 and nothing else today. And the results, I have to say, were as advertised. Remember now – I’m not family, but people were asking MY advice on what to do next. I don’t mind making decisions, but somewhere in the back of my mind I kept thinking, ‘gee, I don’t know – he’s your cousin/nephew/son - what do YOU think he’d want?’
Two young women were a part of the mix. One girlfriend of a friend (HB 7.5) – who gave me the same reaction the proper lady in the hat gave Vince Vaughn. It started slowly – and I found her circling me – staying close – waiting for me to move and then tagging along. It went on like this most of the day. Her boyfriend challenged me early on, in a marking your territory kind of way – nothing overt, but it was there – but then I felt him soften. I think he sensed something, but didn’t get aggressive or defensive. I’ll credit that to my easy-going nature and natural charm. It’s a good thing I’m not conceited or that would go to my head. LOL
The other was a few years older, still young and easily a HB 8 – 8.5 who knows it. I got the oddest vibe from her when she arrived – as though she felt threatened or something. I thought perhaps she was just shy – but it continued for awhile. When we all took a break (I had run to the store to get everyone water and some fresh fruits and veggies) she found herself in my proximity and then returned, again and again. After that, she was my new best friend. Lots of eye contact, smiles, and more.
Question: is this the natural byproduct of time? Residual A314 signaturre? Natural 'nones from working up an honest sweat helping a pal? Being the new favorite person of grandpa (who held onto my hand after the truck was empty for, I kid you not, a solid minute. Think about the last time you shook someone’s hand – 2 to 3 seconds, right? I think he liked me. Was that the change in the HB?
I have two final questions (as if anyone has gotten this far … !) What does "formula F stand for on the travel sized (free) bottle I got with my order – I don’t know what it is!)
And what’s been the best cover scent men have found – that’s popular with the ladies? I’m leaning towards “Proof” from A&F – ladies, feel free to answer this question as well. What, besides a nice mix of 'nones – gets your motor running?