Sorry had to do it, happy April 1, April fools day rules.
IH - continues to get hits from both men and women
2 sprays IH 4x (one spray split on the forearms one to the hair
1.457 spray Heavy ammo (most of full shot to the chest, and the spray between my shoulder blades misfired, so I got 2 minimal a partial sprays, bottle is getting low)
applied at 7 am this was at 1 PM
I was at the local electronics store, wearing my Geek attire (SPAM shirt)
I walked in and said hi to the reload working the front door. There were a few things I needed to pickup. so I shopped for about 20 min, as I was leaving I got the nice young lady by the door to ring up my purchases, a few movies, tech goodies, etc. I was flirting with her mildly, basic checkout small talk, ‘so they have you near the door, don’t you want to run out and enjoy this wonderful weather’ stuff
Guess who pops up- the guy from the front “Mr Security” with the “Stuff Posing As Meat, but it can’t be meat, because meat doesn’t make the Slurp sound” comments about my shirt the cashier rolled her eyes, I redirected, with “I thought it was Self Proclaiming Advertising Mail” (scored a giggle from the checkout girl) Mr reload redoubled his efforts to hit on me or her I am not sure. I left and he almost followed me to my car.
Always beware pheromones work unilaterally,
Well I went back today, to get some things from work
wearing a similar mix,
1 spray IH 4x to the back of my head in the hair
2 sprays Ammo (regular)(1 shot to the chest, and 1 spray between my shoulder blades)
1 drop A314 on each inner forearm.
2 sprays Instant Shine x4 1 split on the outer “hairy part” of the forearms and 1 spray to the back/top of the head
It’s been one of those weeks, dealing with Wiesel #1 at work, A314 really helps me thwart his weeviling activities. he likes to pick fights over nothing-
Action #1 as i was walking in he wanted to report some broken components on a system we shipped a few weeks ago. (I was clueless as to what or why, but he wanted to tell me) and expected me to take steps to make sure it didn’t happen again.
I was like “but you built it” she clammed up.
went to the electronics store to pickup some parts we needed, as I walked in the door I picked-up a shadow, mr Security looser#1 and he started telling me random things. wrestling moves, what he did for dinner, random things, What is this kid in Jr high or college ???
I went about my gathering of stuff, listening to him passing little attention his way, until I noticed a lady slipping DVD’s into her purse, I pointed her to the security guy, and he was off. thank goodness I could shop in peace. I gathered my items, got help getting those not on the shelves, and headed to checkout. Got to the checkout line and saw Cutie#1 working, few people in line but just a few seconds after I got to the register to check out, Reload #1 shows up, thanking me for pointing out the larceny (I almost asked him to define larceny)
then he went into the details of how the lady tried to put her handbag and purchases on the counter at the same time to disarm electronic alarm tags in the stuff in her purse. I gave an oh, that’s how that’s done, the cashier was grinning bigger as I guess she caught what I was doing.
and how she tried to run when he and the manager confronted her at the door, (must have been the highlight of his month) how he was going to get a bonus for stopping a robbery, I asked if he was going to share with me, he clammed, up and the Cashier said that he had to share, (score she was on my side) the cashier and I went into what percentages it should be 50/50, 60/40 75/25 80/20 the guy was slinking away as I was trying to get most of his $20 bonus. as I finished paying the assistant manager showed up and handed me a $25 gift card, apparently the lady has $300 in new BluRay DVD’s in her purse.
