Some women have beautiful bungholes: silky smooth, slightly puckered like pursed lips and darker than the surrounding flesh and, hairless of course. Feel like taking a portrait. Some are, well, butt ugly: furry, red roids and surrounded with blems.
And how do you know if they cleaned well there? Most people just use toilet paper, there’s no way to know for sure that no little “e coli” are not still hanging out. And wasn’t it the “e coli” that gave people that Mad Cow Disease?
That’s why I initially only photograph and take clay impressions. No tongue allowed until proper disinfection, Mr. Clean enema and scrub with stiff bristle brush.
Mad cow originates from ingesting infected and improperly cooked bovine brain matter and spinal cord tissue.
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any woman can get implants. and i’ve come across large breasts that really weren’t attractive at all. i def put in my vote for being an ass guy
Well i have not had contact with mother for about 40 years so do know if i was breast feed but judging on the fashion of the time and what i know of my mother i would say no.
I do like breasts but am not obsessed by them, in fact prefer small to large, now a nice bum gets me every time as does an enchanting smile and gorgeous eyes. Intelligence does it for me as well, no bimbos please.
I have to say that I was breast fed and I am what I would consider “semi-obsessed” with breasts. The right size and shape seems to trigger something I can’t control in my animal brain that results in obsession… but not all breasts do that.
I was breast fed. I love boobs, but I’m more of a shape dude than a size dude. The huge ones with no form gross me out.
Honestly, I’m not sure whether I was breastfed or not. I’m leaning towards yes but I never really had that conversation with my mom haha.
I prefer ass by far though. A couple of my boys were just laughing the other day about how I don’t even care what a girl looks like as long as she has a nice, big ass…:shrug: I’m not nearly as fascinated with buttholes as Gegogi though haha. Though I have bitten quite a few ass cheeks in my day.
I am really into boobs, I just really like everything about them, I could play with them all day
That said im not as much of a “boobs man” as most other guys, as my primary sexual attractant
Yes, I too have a very keen interest in womens genitalia and asses
Now if theres one thing i’m probably obsessed with out of all this, its pussy
Its hard to remember if I was breastfed as a child but I really dont think I was.
Why are guys so into boobs? I have no idea, I think god just made us that way for some reason, guys are all like that, guys are all really into boobs
What was funny was went I was working out 2 hours a day and taking HEAPS of group fitness classes I happened in on an all-female step class where I was the only male
One of the moves the instructor would say “Show Ponies” as she stepped up in a movement that of course made her chest thrust forward
I found it quite funny (in a good way) that they where all exercising and talking about their boobs as show ponies lol
I wouldnt say I was breast-obsessed, but I do really like them. There have been plenty of times though where I would have considered myself as pussy-obsessed though
I agree with this too.. I am the same… I don’t mind smaller tits as long as they’re shapely. I don’t care for large tits if they are sagging and fat.
From the definitive book of body language:
I was breastfed and I like boobies! But I like legs and bums too very much… Above quote helps explain that 
When a girl has a flat chest, I feel there’s just something missing… So at least a decent B cup please, WITH cleavage!
Was not breast fed and I absolutely love them. Asses being a close second.
UPDATE: Breastfed, and I LOVE long thick nipples on any size breast!!!
NIPPLES SIZE MATTERS! Size of the breast does NOT!! 
I wonder what that means. ???