Aromatic Pick Up Lines

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Excuse me, is that your perfume that you are wearing?

Who’s wearing that wonderful scent?

You are not a woman, you are an essence

Is that you, or are the honeysuckles in bloom?

They call me coffee cause i smell great, taste great and keep you up all night!

You want me. I can smell it.

What’s the name of your perfume? “Catch of the Day?”

Got any more? I’m sure there are a lot of takeoffs on ‘what’s the name of your perfume’.

And BTW; what do you tell people when they ask what is that perfume/cologne you have on? My default answer seems to be Come Talk To Me but there have got to be some better reply.

OoohYahhh

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That one’s going to get ya smacked!!!:open_mouth:

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lol!! :stuck_out_tongue: I kinda like this one!

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They call me coffee. :slight_smile:

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For you Selva, I’m sure it’s true.

So what do you tell people when they ask what is that perfume you have on? “It’s Essence Of …?”

OoohYahhh

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lol

reminds me of Bloodhound Gang - Bad Touch
“… please turn me on, I’m Mr. Coffee, with an automatic drip.”

How’s this?

You smell like sex, but how do you taste?

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Steve might have the answer, he used to face such circumstance.

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"What’s the name of your perfume? “Catch of the Day?” Like A Fish LOL

ummm… I usually say:

“Essential oils that I mixed myself suspended in a Glycol base, i call it “Lirium™”, lets get a drink, give it 10 minutes, and if you can notice the subtle effect of one of the key oil’s, you may win yourself a dance.”

Lirium™ = “Delirium” …get it… drives them crazy

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Hmmm… Not bad at all.

You said that you are intelligent, skilled and creative. Then put it back on her to find or create placebos.

Now that’s what I’m talkin’ about… Smooth.

OoohYahhh

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Haha I usually use the essential oils excuse too, but only for Spaceland since it’s clarysage.

With others I say…“Uh…” and then I take off the word “Instant” and add the second word after so the name isn’t so suspicious. :stuck_out_tongue:

I did the same thing for TG on his b-day except I was giving him a bottle and chopped off everything except the part that said Gentleman on it. Lmao, he doesn’t even know he’s wearing pheromones :smiley:

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LOL Kitsune

I did the same thing with a bottle of IS/B

Thanks for the compliment oooohyahhh

I try to keep it higher thinking, that way if they don’t understand my context, it’s on them not me. Which usually brings the line “Where are you from”.

I rephrase their frame to “Don’t you mean, where have I been all of your life…” “You exquisite example of real woman you.”

That is two thoughts, one is the rephrase, then the second is a form of a compliment, but with a mixture of genuineness as well as admiration, I then will switch the conversation to something social and bring up hoops to qualify her, after that, if the phero’s didn;t work already… my personality depth, down to earth nature, and moxy will close the deal.

I prefer a indirect opening to meet someone, then use direct speech coupled with games to keep things exciting, bar tricks to show interesting traits, talk about travel and leisure to show well rounded nature and good persona, displaying high value standards, but good stories of risky deeds and living in the moment.

Which is where my conversations end up, using a form of in/direct hypnosis and Nuro-linguistic Programming techniques to concrete a positive image in her mind of who I am, I will also give her a anchor that is also a timebridge to make her feel giddy when she hears my name.

All of that of course depends on a receptive female, whom actually does find me attractive, and has interest in my personality.

I am not one for one night sex… the second time may be much better… you never know :wink:

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Any pointers on where to start learning NLP? I’ve read a little bit about it, and I have an e-book… somewhere…written by J.D Fuentes, called The Sexual Key.

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Awww :o lol

Erk…that sounds a bit wrong though lol!

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you are all ‘bad but so much fun’…:smiley: :stuck_out_tongue:

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What can I say… I have a way with words… you read and read and read NLP books, Hypnosis books, and Pickup theory, along with self improvement and positive thinking books, It becomes apart of your subconscious and you in essence.

I recommend the big book of NLP techniques and sequences.

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OK hotshot, then off the cuff openers shouldn’t be more than a hop and skip for a stepper like you.

So give me a few more good openers useing a womans perfume. Or the smell of her sweat if she just got off the bike or finished a workout. Or how about the scent of her suntan lotion, or sunblock, or mosquito repellent. or if you’re camping or canoeing, the scent of a wood fire on her. Or …

Well Msselva, I’m sure you understand that as a man, I have knack for saying the wrong thing. And usually at exactly the wrong time. But you know in your heart that it is your womanly duty to set me straight. (You know I love it when women make me dooo thangs. There is just something about those thigh high boots that I can’t refuse…)

So what would you say to start a conversation with a man that you have never met, but whose cologne you find irresistably allureing?

Or how about the rest of you all?

OoohYahhh

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smell of her finished a workout - "oh hold on… one second… lean in smell, closed eyes from behind, get close so she can feel your sniff, think like a dog.. in out real quick three or four times say “mmmmm that simply is intoxicating…”

scent of her suntan lotion, or sunblock, or mosquito repellent - “What is that scent? … you know.. I’ve never been a fan of that.. but mixed with your body chemistry… it’s just lovely”

scent of a wood fire on her. - This is tricky, but I would say… “you know, you smell lovely tonight… the natural scent of beautiful you, with a hint of “wood type”, I want to bottle this scent, … so even when you are away… I can still remember this night…”

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Can I get a HIGH FIVE THANKS!!!

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:o bottle it, bottle it !! so we can always remember that smell…And a hi fiveto Djandarial :stuck_out_tongue: :smiley: lol…

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Of course it’s my perfume, silly. Who’s perfume would it be? :confused:

Um, that’d be me. :slight_smile: Remember, the perfume I’m wearing?

Well, I’ve been called a lotta things…

I thought you already knew it was me? Yes, it’s me! …I’m the essence of honeysuckle. Sheesh. :roll_eyes:

You talkin’ to me?

No, you worm… It’s “Dead Man”.

I tell them it’s just something I whipped up from essential oils. If they wanna get specific, I just rattle off a few things…most just nod and mmm and oooo…then tell me…“well it smells really good”. Unless they’re into fragrance, and the nuances, they don’t know or really care to know what I’m talkin’ ‘bout. The most important thing is I’m talkin’… to them. :slight_smile:

I don’t ask a gentleman what he’s wearing. I say, “Mmmm, you smell great, you smell like a man should smell.” Then they usually just up and tell me…or think I’m hitting on them. That can be good or bad. Good if they know it’s just a compliment…bad if…well, you know Wolf.

Now,* if I was single…*depending on who’s askin’, I’d have names like…

Silky Thighs

Who’s Your Mama

Run For Your Life

Pickled Pepper

Garden of Ecstacy

Your Lucky Day

aaaannnnd if I didn’t like who was askin’…

In Your Dreams

Hold your Horses

I Have A Headache

Beat It Blossom

Any other questions, Mr. Mushroom Man? :smiley:

Bella