Mmmmmm… random observations on Civilization In Decline…
Since I haven’t watched television in 2.5 years, brief forays back in to toob-land are unsettling… is it me or are we in a death spiral of progressive collective assholification ? Political discourse, once (or maybe not) the domain of adults, seems to have degenerated to early adolescence… it’s just.. weird…
Art Dudley recently put it this way… “watching television today is like watching a sewage collection truck with a talking donkey at the wheel crash into a burning whorehouse”… man took the words right out of my mouth…
Grumpy Old Men rule ! Sure, we went out and heh, laid the groundwork for Tiger Woods, had sex with everything in sight until we’d pretty much deforested a continent of lovable fleshbodies, had no shame, made porno seem lame by comparision… and now find ourselves medicated into eunechs with pills that keep the arteries in what’s left of our brains from splitteing open… bummer… to be old and sexless and full of war stories and nary a boner to be erected… ah to be Tiger again!
Ah the blazing hypocricy of it all… when in fact there are armies of escorts out there, many of them beuatiful, intelligent women who do, from time to time, actually profoundly enjoy a good boink and don’t mind getting paid for it… doing God’s work by keeping the professional classes of younger males from busting a nut from unrelieved gonadal expansion… and the media dolts act surprised ? You think you’re going to enforce some wacked out sexless rules of conduct on a dude who’se been made an indentured servant to some unnatural Disnified corporate plastic-assed illusion ? Noooope… men are like, hardwired along certain immutable lines… the only realistic option is castration… you can’t humanly be a young male guy and not be insanely horny… not part of God’s grand plan… so what gives with the freaking pretense of it all…? Are these the same people who promote the illusion that Glenn Beck is sane ?
Same with steroids… Tiger got him some juice ? Ya think ? Naaahhh… if YOU had somewhere’s around 100,000,000 per annum in endorsement contracts YOu wouldn’t consider a little upside tweaking ? Criminy, look at the guy… fantastic proportion buttt… yeah… that wee extra Barry Bonds like muscle mass about him… uh, ya know, roids are reputed to make a fella bug eyed horny, fuck anything, anywhere for any reason horney… odds are, just sayin’… Tiger and his perfectly proportioned fine brown man root and those big eyed lovestruck cuties… get real… the inner man is destined to come ripping out of his made for primetime goody two shoes public relations industry manufactured identity…
Tige dude, talk to ol’ Tacitus… he’ll help you fill in a couple of blanks with regard to performance maximization… and the right and wrong ways to get the goodies without getting into Hypocrite Media Hell… look at poor tortured Tom Cruise… now there’s a confused mofo if there ever was a confused mofo… he thinks sex is icky because it makes him lose the “tuning of his instrument”… Tommmmm… wake the fuck up before you get high blood pressure and your instrument is about as useless as a cocktail sausage on a canape platter…
Gaaaad we’re one screwed up society… neurotically obsessed with what we can’t deal with on a primal level by turning everybody private quest for pussy valhalla into some frigging morality play about the triumph of the spirit over the weakness of the flesh… phooey I say… can’t Larry King once in his suspendered life, have a small stroke on camera and start rambling about the marvels of eating pussy ? Charlie Rose ?
Where’s the candor ?
Now what ? Cannabis slowly moving into the legal lane… are we about to turn into a nation of stoners after being a nation of drunks ? Is this the return of the Quetzlcoatl ? Was Daniel Pinchbeck (who I sort of knew long before he bacame the prophet of 2012) right ? Is some mondo piece of cosmic shit going to splatter into the earth with sufficient force to ripe the planet in half ? Will Charlie Rose advocate eating pussy in the last minutes of earth’s existence. You be the judge…
This much I suspect… cannabis is much more of an old geezer’s drug than booze… lets the kids drink their livers into cihrossis and alcohol brain damage… getting smashed and out of control is so Spring Break… while.. a nice senile baked stupor so much more Grampy… nibbling on snacks, mumbling incoherently, forgetting your own name… yep, cannabis is the future and all the old pharts know it… it’s the decline and fall of the baby boom and we full intend to go out in a glorious haze of mind stopping dutch hydro clone frosty bud… let the kids sweat the liver transplants…
Which brings us to… pheromones… DO pheros have a place in the post sexuous universe ? Are there secret nooks and crannies in our burned out brains that can use this stuff ?
I’d wager that the possibility is definitely there… I’ve brewed up some wicked cocktails… for all I know they my be the erotic equivalents of plastic explosives in the hands of the younger generation still on the prowl… TAH… for example… well, TAH in high doses, buried in maximal-mixes… I just can’t see this being marketable to the regular PUA crowd… TAH and the freaking kitchen sink… with losts of Alpha-Nol, lots of P74, lots of Rone, P86, P96… chunks of everything else, P83, Rone… and that crazy ass p126 (the freaking joker of the deck, definitely)… can’t recall half the stuff that wet into it… just kept filling a large bottle like a mad spider…
Spritzed a little into the air… let it diffuse… WHOA! Entered a new headspace… wasn’t like the traditional mone sort of sliding into a differnt thinking-feeling zone… no siree… more like a sphere inside my head of exceptional clarity expanded until it formed a bubble around me about three feet out… as if some deeply encoded shamanic headspace woke up, like being super-present without being cranked, distorted, loaded, or whatever… and as it slowly faded, the bubble contracted back inside my brain until it became a small point inside my pineal gland, or something like that… no after mood, no uppy-zippy, no depresso-downy… just a mind-energy expansion that inflated to its fullest and then slowly deflated…
If I were still in erotic mode, WTF ? Would this be erotic ? Something beyond erotic ? Erotic plus something else we don’t have adequate language for ? Who the hell knows… I’m sending Tiger a spray tube though… Lord knows, he needs it right about now…