Happy Christmukahwanzalidays everybody! As I was writing this report, I forgot most of you awesome people hail from down south where black friday is your “boxing day”.
So now that we all know the concept, it’s quite easy to visualize the crowds that amass at the malls. Obviously I don’t feel like being pushed around so:
A314 - 1 Drop Split Wrists
1 Drop Split down the jawline
IH - 1 Spray split upper forearms
Cover Scent: 1 Million by Paco Rabane
In short, I owned the bloody mall. There is absolutely zero space in the mall and yet as I walked around, the crowds of oncoming walkers would get into my phero cloud (about 2 metres) and just split to let me through. My friends and I were just being super loud and outgoing just having a blast. My friend got annoyed with me because I kept flirting with workers in stores instead of buying clothes (which is a lie because I spent over 300$) but what he made me realize was that I was getting way too much “help” on a day where you would probably get the least since workers are so busy due too the high volume of customers.
Guess:
I walk in, the girl at the front ignores the 20 other ppl walking in, looks at me and says hi as I walk past so I flash her a smile. I get to the jeans section, this guy stops folding pants looks up and starts a conversation with me about my shirt and we talk about how the store I got it from is awesome and has sick graphic tee’s. Guess girl A, comes up to me and asks how I’m doing and whether I need help, I tell her I’m just looking around for bargains on some nice clothes but I’ll ask her for help if I need anything. She disappears, I see her helping some woman out, I keep browsing until I get a tap on my shoulder. Expecting it to be one of my friends, I turn around and A is beaming at me and says I forgot to tell you my name… Such a blatant IOI, I take it all in stride because I’m feeling coool, calm and collected lol and introduce myself and flirt with her while we walk around the ENTIRE store together. Like we could chalk it up to “being helpful” but there were way too many people for personal service like this lol. I teased her about only helping me because of getting commission but she told me she didn’t get commission and she was just a “really nice person” to which I laughed. She even switched a tag for me so that I’d get a 40% discount on this belt that SHED picked out for me.
I’m really tired, it’s 4 in the morning and I have my ex coming over to quote “Do my laundry” tomorrow / make me breakfast so I’ll finish this report later but thats part 1.