Ted Kennedy has now been sober for four weeks.
Now thats funny
I also found this one-
Ted Kennedy now eligible to vote in Chicago.
BREAKING NEWS: This just in!!!
Obama wins the Heisman Trophy after watching a college football game!!!
** **"We should stop comparing ****Obama to Hitler. **
Hitler got the Olympics to come to Berlin."
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hah. nice
That’s both twisted and cold…I like it.
Yeah, except:
Firstly, only Barcelona and Berlin bid to host the 1936 olympic.
And secondly, Berlin won the bid in 1934, two years before Hitler rose to power.
So sorry for ruining the joke … 
Either way there will be no Olympics on King Barrack Hussein Obama’s soil.
The Olympic committee could have always changed venues, if Germany was not safe for the Olympics.
The whole point of the joke is that Hitler brought the olympic, but he didnt. He just happened to be at the right place and the right time.
Though as much as I love King Barack but he did embarrass me. I mean he should have known that not a single person would want to choose Chicago over Rio de Janeiro. I mean seriously! 