The scene:
BuckyStars, Memphis, TN
The Compound:
2 sprays of “the old version” Ammo
3 Ishine
4 IFM
2 drops A314
3 sprays MX203
The Traffic:
Barely no one at all walked in. A couple of older ladies sat on couches. A dude on a laptop and some foot traffic. It’s a Thursday and not much was expected tonight. Normally I would be out with the boys enchanting the ladies with my charming wit, but my PayPal card got hacked and my account robbed of over $400 spending money 
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Bastards tried to rob me, but PayPal is on the ball and stopped them before they could actually withdraw the money, but all the same the money is frozen for at least a week. I could transfer money from the savings, but I just disagree with withdrawing from my savings to party. It’s just bad Karma.
So I sit in BuckyStars while my boys are out sarging and having bundles of joyous moments shared with lovely ladies, as I write my vagina monologues while crying over coffee.
OK enough of the self pity!
There’s only one cute Barista, and bad on me, the last time I was here I showed her way to much interest. This time I went in stealth and showed social proof by talking to the new store manager about all the problems this BuckyStars has experienced. We talked about bad baristas. I think everyone was surprised when I said the two worse here were her daughter and her niece. Both has subsequently been transferred to other stores but I said I will be shocked if they last. I hold no punches 
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One is loud and obnoxious, and rarely goes out and the other is anti-social. They should have been out of here a long time ago, but nepotism is strong in small towns. Again I’m rambling 
So we are talking about Barista A who is only a babe herself age wise and is a babe. I started a conversation with everyone here and she saw me being the super social guy. When it was time for her to leave, she just walked out, we talked for half an hour. Her boss actually said to her “I thought you were leaving? You could have worked for me all this time you were talking.”.
A and I talked about her life in school and how she really hates working here. Every time she wanted to talk about how this is wrong, or that is bad I changed the subject to adventure and passion. I was the passionate man and adventure she was looking for. In only half an hour I cracked her code, number closed her and found out about her favorite subject: her.
It’s very important to never let a woman talk about things that bring her down around you. Make life adventurous around you and anchor those feelings with you. She had a huge smile on her face when she left and said thank you for making me smile. I needed it.
When I asked her what she did that was exciting in the last few days she was like nothing at all. I grabbed her, by her hand pulled her in and saw the shock on her face. I could see is this guy going to kiss me. Just before she was close to the face I pushed her back, smiled and with her hand in mine, I took my other hand and used it to take her thumb over mine back and forth three times. Bang the thumb wrestling began. Unpredictable and fun. After I beat her I said next time I’m challenging you to a thumb wrestling match don’t be so quick and try to make out with me.
Friends this is gold and its how you can break anyones code.
