So last night I was playing with the ol’ calculator absently, and got the idea to see what it said would make the best choice for what to wear for the evening. The results seemed to suggest that it might have been a better idea to stay in but I persevered. I got a few good hits, but the best hit of all turned out to be for a pheromone I don’t have - P105. How amusing.
I ended up using a cascade algorithm to “grow” a mix that had good promise. It has three pheromones in it, as of right now, but it’s based primarily on P80. I had never used P80 before this.
Wow. P80 is… definitely interesting! I think I could call this mix my own “Big Balls a-Plenty” mix. It made me quite aggressive, confident and dominant. It made the distractant hot and wet. It made me wish we hadn’t been in a restaurant… I jokingly told her to get under the table and make herself useful (not my usual way of addressing a woman, mind you, but between her and myself, it would have been amusing). Instead of laughing and flirting, like I thought she would… she proceeded to ask if that was really what I wanted, because she was absolutely ready and willing to do it. I held a straight face until she started sliding under the table, and then I laughed and said… “You do know there are people who can see you?”
“Sure. But don’t tempt me. I’ll do it. Right here and now. Just say the word I’ll do it.”
She was deadly serious.
“I’d love to enjoy your display of appreciation, but I’d rather not get either of us arrested.”
“Who cares? It’s not like we’ll be staying in Florida…” she replied.
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I could not believe what I was seeing and hearing.
Unfortunately, I made a minor mistake. The calculator specified exact dosages, which I screwed up by forgetting to prime one of the sprayers, which resulted in getting half a spray… and that ended up causing the calculations to become divergent from what ended up happening.
But damn… next time, I’ll make sure we aren’t in a restaurant, and see what she does. She really seemed to like how aggressive and dominant it made me, and it seemed to make her aggressively sexual in response. I think we may have a new experimental mix on our hands…