Camp Counselor

Yeahh thats right! This summer im getting a job as a camp counselor.. and guess what?? I’m the only guy! And the camp counselors just so happen to all be sexy as shit. What should i wear? I was thinking:
2x IG and 2x IH … but im just afraid of some kids going crazy on me lol

haha, this got a laugh outta me… congrats on the new position bro…and the fortunate co-worker situation :wink:

I definitely agree with your IG and IH mix…I feel like TuTH may be a little over the top for this setting haha.

The above along with ammo and IS. Pack along some IO too as it might be useful during mealtimes and after hours bonding, try applying it with IH on the same spot.

But do take note on efficacy and smell especially with outdoor activities when your sweat and perspiration breaks the mones down. But everyone smells after games and activities anyway.

ps. I’d pack some TUTH togo if I were you. Bushes make for good camoflauge for good action. After hours bonding of another kind :wink:

pps. Just don’t get caught

Awesome situation to be in :smiley: - just take Gslingler’s advice with the not getting caught - you should have some seriously fun adventures to amuse us with. And watch for poison ivy :smiley::smiley:

:open_mouth::open_mouth::open_mouth:

Bad experience right there…

I am kind of interested as to what happens you wear mones around kids now…I feel like they may chat you up like craaazy. Which actually might work towards your advantage!! Still a little hesitant about the tuth…may be too aggressive? I don’t know much about that one though…perhaps doogie howser could explain for me the right uses in a camp counselor’s position with this mone.:cool:

Lol.

IG + IH + IS =

(In the minds of the kids)
Really cool older brother counsellor that we all can trust!! He just seems so nice! We feel inspired just hanging around him

IG + IH + IS =

(In the minds of the other camp counsellors, mind you, if you’re hitting it off great with the kids, and there’s always at least 1 or 2 problem kids at camp and if your mones also help you with them, you score big)
Cool dude that’s popular and great with the kids. Feel so comfortable around him

  • IO at meal times =

(kids)
I can really talk to this counsellor. Not like my stiffy older brother and sister back home

  • IO at meal times =

(SEXY counsellors)
I feel a little fun and good around this guy. Wow, I can talk to him. We really connect, and he listens quite well (LISTEN)

+TUTH at after hours =
(kids)
WTF ARE YOU DOING AROUND THE KIDS, YOU PERV

  • TUTH at after hours =
    (SEXY counsellors)
    Hmmm… Yeah.. You’re making the female counsellors a little hot under the collar. You really hit it off with one or two of them. Now you’ve asked one for a chat by the lake, you’re going to take a walk with her in the woods, you’ve decided to spray one spray TUTH on your neck, and one spray TUTH on your chest.

I’d say pack a torchlight so you avoid poison ivy. Otherwise by the lake under the stars is pretty… As we say it in all camps “MAGICAL”

+TUTH at after camp =
(kid’s hot single mom comes to pick him/her up)
Instant number…

&…
(mind of kid)
“That cool bro counsellor of mine might become my stepdad!!! Yaaay”

LMAO. this made my day…kudos to you sir.

You need to do it in stages, start with AMMO and social (up to you), and do this for a few days. Once you got one hooked then start wearing IG with social. Remember that you are around kids, to them you are “just friends” so slipping numbers and starting talk is getting started. AMMO is for them to start thinking “shit, he’s hot” granted you are the only guy, but increase your worth and demand!!! and IG will confirm that even more! The ladies will most likely feel more so uncomfortable “opening” or flirting around kids at work… So AMMO (socials) > IG (socials)

Best of luck! I really want to see this work for you man :smiley:

Right before you show up to work day 1 take the cap off your tuth and dump the entire bottle over your head. Oh, and remember to borrow your dad’s leisure suit to wear. Finish off the persona by walking around snapping your fingers followed by a point at each female counselor while saying something real cool like, “What’s cooking good lookin?” Now that will make for an interesting summer…

Since this is the most important bit and disguised as regular text; I decided to fix it because I know that 9 out of 10 boys aren’t gonna see it otherwise; therein failing their camp counselor test. :smiley:

Do keep a log on what you’ve used and update us on how it all happened for you.

Let’s hope they have reception in your woods.

And let’s hope the other counsellors, or at least one gives you a reception in the woods :wink:

Hear, hear! Nicely put - especially that! :stuck_out_tongue: