JERKING OFF
OK, now that I have your attention, please read on. Its not what you think…
Test: Instant Jerk
Situation: Happy hour, then dinner at Steakhouse, then Uptown dive bar, then catch the last set of a rock/blues band I know that was playing downtown.
Wearing: 6 sprays 50-50 IJ and cologne, 3 sprays P83. Added 2 more IJ mix at 9PM
As I have mentioned before, I originally bought a 30ml bottle of IJ and found it too strong so I cut it 50% with cologne in a togo bottle. While this is fun to wear sometimes, it is not for all situations. In fact I have found very few situations where I want to wear it, and I do so well with other pheros.
But on this night I had a wild hair UMA and I decided to take a walk on the wild side. I decided to put on a relatively heavy dose of IJ and steer it (intensify it) with P83. I had a busy night planned, in some busy places, so I knew it would be a target rich environment. In addition, these places were downtown Minneapolis and that night the Twins (pro baseball) had a night game and LL Cool J was at the Target Center, so that translates into a lot of people downtown in a 4 block area.
Started at happy hour out in the suburbs, kind of an upscale sports bar place. I applied the mones in the parking lot ad went inside. I met a buddy of mine who was going to be hanging with me that night. He was sitting at the bar. I told him to order me a beer, and I excused myself to head to the bathroom. Besides the obvious, the other reason I went to the bathroom is to check out “the scenery” and to announce my presence pheromonally to the room. I routinely do this when I am testing, and many times take the long route back to the table.
Got two hits on the round trip. One was an obvious double take from a waitress that passed me. 35 yr old blond. As we passed, it was crowded so we both had to turn sideways to pass. Her face was about 3 inches from my chest as she side stepped by me. When her face was right in front of my chest I looked down at her and her nostrils flared. Then just as she was past me she looked back and up at me, smiled, then turned away and flipped her hair back on either side of her head with both hands.
The second hit was a negative but useful hit from a guy. As I mentioned it was crowded and this one guy is hovering over a table of ladies that were sitting. He obviously new them and they were talking, but he was standing right in the middle of the aisle and there was no way to pass without asking him to move. Normally I would walk up and loom over him and he would get the message to move. This works most of the time. If they dont notice me I tap them on the shoulder and say excuse me or something like that. I walked up behind him and he couldn’t see me. I was just about to tap him when he lifted his chin up, and turned to the left and the right, like a hunting dog that just caught the scent of a bird. He then pirouetted and let me me by and said sorry. It was no big deal, I just wanted to get by. Kind of a beta response.
I got back to my seat at the bar and joined my friend. We were seated right next to the waitress station. I like to do this when I sit at a bar, as that is where the waitresses are (duh) , but also their coming and going creates a sort of fan vortex which helps disperse my manly aroma cloud. I figure it takes a 3-5 foot phero cloud circumference out to 8-10 feet.
The other obvious hit I got at this bar is one of the waitresses would stand really close to me when at the waitress station ordering drinks. Then she would get her drinks and would walk very close behind me every time she walked by, almost like she wanted to walk through my cloud each time. Then one time she got her last beer from the bartender, put it on her tray and spun around and her ponytail whipped me in the face! Now that is what I call a hair flip hit! She apologized and laughed and said she was embarrassed.
We left and then went to a steakhouse for dinner. High energy place, lots of people grabbing dinner before baseball game I suspect. Mostly uneventful, except for a little extra attention from the hostess who kept coming over to our table to check on us. I would say she was 35-38, brunette, very tall and attractive. The other thing she kept doing is as she was seating other parties, on her way back to the hostess stand she would almost always walk by our table even though it was out of the way. Definitely coming back for another sniff and to display her nice figure for us I recon.
We then went to this dive bar in the hip, artsy-fartsy Bohemian part of town. I like going there because the people watching is out of this world. Think..the bar scene in Star Wars 
Anyway we grabbed a table and in about 10 minutes this group of 4 gals that had their eyes on us asked us if they could sit with us as the place was pretty crowded and we had open chairs at our table. They joined us and we were one chair short. After a minute of chatter about who gets to sit where, they start playfully fighting about who gets the chair next to me. One of them says “its mine” and sits down quickly. The other gal pouts, then says “thats alright, Ill just sit here” and proceeds to sit on my lap! So I play along for a while.. Then she whispers in my ear " Im not wearing any panties, is that ok?" then stares into my eyes–Huge pupils! I said it is a free country, and it is your God given right to not wear panties. Then she laughed uncontrollably and way too much IMO, which was kind of weird. I think the P83 was workin her over pretty good at this point. Another weird thing, the bouncer came across the bar and asked the girls if they were alright. He must have been concerned with all the weird laughing or something. Maybe he didnt like the IJ cloud as we came in something. Not sure, but strange.
Now all this happens in the first ten minutes in the bar. FYI, I would guess their ages were mid to late 20’s. Hipsters.
Later, we had to head out to catch the band we were going to go see, so we tried to get them to come, but they wanted to stay, so we took off.
We got to the bar with the band, and went in. The warm up band was just tearing down and the guys we came to see were setting up. The warm up was a Punk band maybe 21-23 years old. I started chatting up one of their “groupies” or girlfriends or whatever, asking her about the band etc and she was hanging around me and stopped helping the band move their equipment. I started getting the eye from one of the guys with the band, then he came over and said to her, hey, we need your help. She said she would be right there. But she kept talking to me. He came back two more times, but he kept walking away. I could tell he was getting annoyed. I said to her, “I think you need to go help before your boyfriend gets mad.” She said, “he’s not my boyfriend, he just thinks he is”. She leaves me to go help, but then comes back and hands me a slip of paper with her number on it and says, “Lets go catch another show sometime…and make sure you wear that cologne again, it gets my motor running..” OK that was pretty blatant hit. Don’t get any better really.
Conclusions:
Anyway, it was a long day, but lots of fun. The IJ definitely will get you hits. I suppose that is why it is recommended to nubes that are skeptical about mones.
I was careful and cognizant that I was wearing IJ, in that I have found that if you don’t temper it with some behavioral changes, I could see certain people with certain personalities getting into negative situations. For instance, before I apply IJ, I cut it in half with cologne. I also make sure I dont drink too much. I was the designated drunk driver that night so I only had 4 beers spread out over 6 hours. I did notice a lot of crusty looks from guys at all of our stops. I could see someone wearing IJ who has a little too much to drink and gets a little mouthy might end up pissing some guy off and regret it later.
I went in knowing that my signature was going to “get up in their faces” a bit, so I toned down the body english, disengaged from situations that were heading the wrong way before they got anywhere near that point.
Again P83 proved to be an excellent disinhibitor, and combined with IJ they will literally be jumping in your lap!
For the most part, the IJ affected girls in the 27-45 range this particular evening, except the gal who gave me her number. She was 22 at the most. A little too young for me. Most likely wont be calling her.
Self effects: I really kind of like it. Kind of a really masculine, cocky feel to it. I am not an in your face type of personality. Im not going out looking for trouble. But IJ with the P83 really took away any social inhibitions. If I wanted to talk to a certain girl, I wouldn’t think about it, I would just do it. Very confident vibe.
I would call this my boys night out mone mix.
Talks dirty to me, tells me dirty jokes, cusses like a sailor. I’m thinking I will try my IJ mix around her next time…OMG, maybe she will break out the whips and chains.. Lol
Which mones get rid of tired muscles?? 