Alright got some pretty interesting results tonight. Backround story, shitty day at work, my body aches, and im cold. Got home from work and argued with myself if I wanted to clean up and go to the bar or call it a night. Literally argued with myself too, not outloud(i’m not that crazy =]). But finally my mad scientist part of me took over. Hopped in the shower, shaved, and decided on my mix for tonight. I ended up choosing:
1-3ish drops of A314 (two drops came out once and one hit the other fell onto my jeans) applied behind the ears, wrists, and well, my jeans =
2 Sprays of CTTM applied to the left and right of my neck
2 Sprays Instant Honesty (X2 formula) applied to front of neck and behind
1 Spray Ammo ToGo applied chin/neck area
3 Sprays of Instant Shine applied to my hair
Hopped in my car, headed down the hill, almost slid into the road, and was off! The ride to the bar I got so amped up about these pheros, I thought I was going to get overly excited and not notice results so I tuned it out, and blasted some Metallica. Got to the bar, headed in the employee entrance (Don’t worry, its cool I know a guy who knows a guy. But really, I work there). Talked to the cooks and dishwasher for a bit, hung out by the door so any waitresses walking in would see me. One waitress came through, mind you shes pretty bitchy all the time and her BF jussssst cheated on her, so now shes single. Anyway, she comes up and gives me a hug, I’m trying to guide her nose towards my neck, she seemed kind of down and out and depressed. We had a few words and she continued about her business. Another one came through, I’ll call her Sarah for courtesy. Sarah walked through the door saw me and ran up to hug me, and she dove right for my neck(insert maniacall laugh here). She took a big wiff and complimented on how great I smelled. Little did she and I know that these pheros would soon make their way into her nose. We talked for a good ten minutes, just chatter with me her and the dishwasher. The dishwasher ended up saying something about wanting to do her. And then she throws out, “If I’m going to f*** anyone it would be collin” (me!) She threw her leg up and around me and started basically humping me. I didnt mind, It’s my new fuckin haircut! She dismounted me and went off to do some waitressy thing. Continued talking to the cooks and she came back in and went right for my neck again! and once again complimenting the smell. No sexual refrencing this time =. But she did stay and talk for a bit and once again bounced off to do work. I offered the dishwasher a ride home so I was waiting for him to finish up when Sarah came back. We talked some more and the dishwasher came to talk and she moved by my side and threw her arm around me as I soon followed with mine around her waist (I’m such a pimp. damn). More talking, blah blah blah sex blah blah blah. Wait did you say sex? Well sarah certaintly had it on her mind, she started talking about her sex life to me. No, I will not repeat it for you, you dirty pirate hooker. Why dont you go back to your home on whore Island! I’m pretty sure thats when the Instant honesty kicked in, she was just going on and on and on. Oh, she kissed me on the cheek somewhere in there, my b magn. My boss walks back in the kitchen and stops to talk for a while. She said something about her car not being able to have a car starter, and I told her I had one, but never got a remote for it. And she was like really into this story (CTTM?). Sarah left when my boss was talking. My boss left, and I went out into the bar to say bye to the waitresses. The first waitress I talked about who is miserable most of the time, was walking around with a big smile on her face now, I noticed this earlier after she hugged me, she seemed to have been enlightened by something (my dashing good looks or Instant Shine, I just dont know haha). I said bye to her, and she asked when I would stop in again, I told her probably tomorrow night and asked if she would be here, she smiled and said yes. (A hint at another test? hmm) I said by to sarah and she said bye, she was vacuuming the floor in the dining room. No big finale from her, damn. Left, brought the dishwasher home (who was being a huge CB the entire time) smoked a bowl with him (Not sure if I can say that, feel free to let me know, I’ll take it down). and then got home and decided to put my night into words for you to pass judgment if the pheros worked or not.
By the way, I am completely ripped and think I’m feeling the A314 alpha male thing start to kick in. So thats why theres a story and not just lab results. If your still with me, thanks for tuning in. Let me know what you think.