Cougar Ambush

Guys, if you’re having a night out at the pub and you’ve left the car at home, don’t wear pheromones on public transport after nightfall. The drunks and the crazies come out after dark and they respond like amorous animals to your pheromone signature. No higher brain function whatsoever.

I’ve just got away from a group of mad for it cougars who wouldn’t take no for an answer.

I thought it would be interesting, wearing 3 sprays of Heavy Ammo for laughs, but I’m never ever wearing it around intoxicated I-need-a-man cougars ever again.

One or two - sober - I can handle. Bring it on, ladies. A pack of them - drunk - you’ve got no chance. I’m out of there.

Musk

This post made me think of the tagline for the movie Shaun of the Dead: “A love story, with zombies”. :smiley:

LMAO!!!

… I hope you were in an open place…

I’ve been attacked once… one will paw.. then the next bites

Drunk cougars can be quite obnoxious… But then again, I can be obnoxious sober. :slight_smile:

They were obnoxious and quick to take it personally if you refused their advances. I ended up getting off the bus when I still had a mile to go. I’d rather walk home than put up with pawing hands and cougars jumping on your lap begging for snogs.

Musk

were they ugly?

yea… how hot 1-6 cougar scale

Not to be confused with the Milf Scale

or
HB scale

You should have offered your services for a fee.

No. If I’d met them when they were sober, in the cold light of day and uh, dressed normally, I’d give them a second glance. One in particular was a foxy lady and she must have been a knockout beauty when she was younger.

What killed it for me was the obvious desperation; the alcohol breath - that’s a killer for me; dressing like they had taken the worst possible ideas from the attract-a-guy articles in Cosmo magazine; taking polite refusals personally and getting worked up about it.

The last one spells danger and triggered every alarm in my head, especially in this zero-tolerance, paranoid culture we live in.

That is why I took no chances and bailed out.

Musk

I agree, there is nothing worse than when a polite refusal is taken personally.

For whatever reason, cougars love me. Especially ones that are taller than me. Weird. Anyway, I have had the experience where you politely turn down their advances by moving elsewhere in the party, and talking to others. They can get rather angry when you ignore them or when you talk to younger women.

The most upsetting thing to me is, when talking to a cougar, they will point out a younger, pretty woman and then proceed to tear her down…

I just don’t get this kind of attitude. It isn’t attractive at all. I have always been of the opinion you catch more flies with honey, but with cougars it seems when you reject them they become hell bent on having something to prove.

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Information provided by wikipedia

Cougar—a woman over 40[10] (Cougar (slang) - Wikipedia) who sexually pursues younger men, typically more than eight years her junior.[11] (Cougar (slang) - Wikipedia) The term appears to have been coined by Canadian website Cougardate.com[12] (Cougar (slang) - Wikipedia) and has been used in TV series, advertising and film. The 2007 film Cougar Club was dedicated to the subject and in Spring 2009 TV Land aired a reality show called The Cougar.

Manther—Male version of a cougar.

& my favorite

Remember this rule

The “half-your-age-plus-seven” rule

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Graph of the “half-your-age-plus-seven” rule

The “half-your-age-plus-seven rule” is a rule of thumb used by some in Western cultures defining a mathematical formula to judge whether the age difference in an intimate relationship is socially acceptable.[4] (Cougar (slang) - Wikipedia)[5] (Cougar (slang) - Wikipedia)[6] (Cougar (slang) - Wikipedia)[7] (Cougar (slang) - Wikipedia) Mathematically speaking, the rule is:

…I wonder at 23 years of age… why I would know so much about this so extensively…

Yeah… Makes one wonder… :cool:

Thanks for the chart, very entertaining! :slight_smile:

So, if wifey is a Panther, seeking women 18 to late twenties, does that make her a Panther seeking kittens?

…What ever it makes her…

GOOD FOR YOU!!

LOL. Yes, yes it does. I found myself pouting today because Bluebird has been away… Hahahaah.

Personally I’m mo’ into alley cat and hello kitty types. Although the Sphynxes (hairless) often prove to be a near riot.

Bluebird is what you would call Loligoth. Cute, adorable, and downright intelligent girl. I like the hello kitty types, but with them, looks can be deceiving… They always look so sweet and innocent…

I am into those bluebirds as well…

but I find myself having zim girls throw themselves at me,