The first cowboy says his favorite position is the “rodeo.”
The other cowboy asks what the position is, and how it’s done?
The first cowboy says, "You tell your girl to get on the bed on all fours and then do it doggy style.
Once your hittin it hard and she’s really enjoying it, lean forward, grab her by her hair and whisper in her ear, ‘Your sister likes it this way too.’ Then try to hang on for 8 seconds."
The things you keep posting mark remind me of the things that I have discussed over the years of hockey tournaments, long bus rides on the way to tournaments, and in conversation with my litany of sexually frustrated adolescent friends.
Thats my favorite tho 
Ever heard of the “Cap’n Seabeard”?
There are more…but I am afraid of female wrath so Ill limit it to that 
You can’t say that and not post, Irish!!!
@Mark:
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahalololol 
Ok ok, but I’m not explaining them! Some will maybe sound familiar. Urban Dictionary: Define Your World shall be thy messiah. 
Jelly Donut
Abe Lincoln
Space Docking
Strawberry Shortcake
Dirty Sanchez
…the list goes on but I have a paper to write, so use your imagination!
I found this amusing, how they define ‘Sex’
“A painful activity in which a man, using the stiffest and pointiest part of his pelvic region, repeatedly stabs a female in her crotch until he feels satisfied. Can also take place between two men, in which one male stabs the other in the bum. Lesbian “sex” may be fun and all, but it aint real sex unless there is some sort of stabbling going on, perhaps with a cleverly shaped hand or steel dildo.”
OMG OMG ROFLMAO PIMP waaay too funny.
Space Docking… Hmmm didnt the puppets do that in the movie Team America?
I have no idea but im starting to not want to see that movie anymore…
As soon as hockey starts again Ill have a list of like 200…its amazing the things you learn from ice jockeys…
Creepy story #1
I learned Dirty Sanchez from my 8th grade teacher when she was drunk at my sisters graduation party 
Um. The definition, or did she demonstrate? Cause if she demonstrated, someone should call the principal (unless thats where she learned it).
I don’t get it Im blonde where can I find out what these mean? 
“J”
No, thank god, she did not demonstrate. I curse you to eternity for placing that vile image in my brain. You have no mercy for the solitude of my mind 
And J, Urban Dictionary: Define Your World is where you can find it, and any other term you dont know the meaning of. Though some definitions may surprise you a bit
Sorry for that image. LOL.
I do have mercy for the solitude of your mind, as that is the only place you can find it. At least you have a mind. I think I left mine somewhere…
I lost mine a while ago, traded it for a smores pop-tart. I got it back though through a double trade involving a strawberry go-gurt and one of those Peeps you get at easter. I think I lost it again though from staring at you’re a$$.