Erotic Adventures: The Saga "to promote fantastic thinking" by Warren

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The other day, a sunny moderately warm day, in my home town just North of Memphis, I lazily sat on my wrap around porch conversing with the God of all things Warm and Sunny. It was a deep, transitional moment after a long departure. We had argued before about longer days and warmer climates, but how that God mistook my words and deep strife was created. The God of all things Warm and Sunny would abruptly leave me last September leaving a void to be filled by his evil twin, Cold and Gloomy. And it was.

I made an offering, an appeasement if you will, for the return of my beloved. Laid out a young maiden, rubbed with exotic oils and whip cream, I was to take the ultimate plunge and sacrifice the chaste to do the works of Gods and bestow a heavenly glow to our Mother, the All Mighty Feminine presence that bestows upon us all creation in every form. I heard her cry as I took her daughter on the alter and the gates of heavenly bliss was released and the Gods smiled down upon the writhing bodies, where electricity and fire conversed, Gods and mortals sang together in harmonic resonance and the chains that bound broke. Our offering of love through wild abandonment of all but flesh and carnal desires was enough to sett free the confines of the self imposed retreat of the God of all things Warm and Sunny. At last, at last we shall be warm.

What started as a typical St Patty’s day drinking away the not quite here warm weather, while toasting with green vodka, we sang traditional Irish songs. The usual fare of corned beef and cabbage consumed, with Sheppard pie and Irish Whiskey Cake. Ahh the tastes of the island nation!

We headed to our typical Irish stomping grounds of: Dan McGuinness - Spottswood but oh what a crowd. Barely room to walk and 20 minutes just to get a beer. We left quickly and headed for another bar. We decided on one that held a traditional Irish name and fare: Bill’s. OK maybe not so traditional, but sheesh this is my story :roll_eyes:.

The fair maiden, the only among the broken and drunken who clung to their beers was guarding her virtue like a lion. Beset on all sides by crazy old men and drunken sots, broken men with tales of days long expired of when they could drink the night away. Now they sit peering into their mugs as if it were crystal balls exposing a fate dark and grim. But she shined and took their orders, filled their pints and the glimmer in her eye was hope enough that all was not lost. Her smile radiant and glowing with the warmth of a loving daughter, the daughter of innocence, but she was guarded.

The new ones were jovial, partying enjoying and loving. We spoke to everyone, ran the bar, ran the crowd, ensuring the drinks flowed for all. She was cautious, even though everyone there wanted to debase her, to put her up on the bar and perverse her soul, the most foul and wicked thoughts running through their minds, they still guarded her. She was a member, she was their innocence, the last bastion that once held their very souls and hopes and dreams. And if I was to have her the Guth would be emptied and surely the end would be upon them. Unless…

Unless I was to empty my own soul and offer it as a sacrifice. To give of myself this act of love, this act of great kindness to bestow upon humanity for the greater good. Even though lurking behind the brown of my eyes the glimmer and far of stare of the serpent gleamed from afar I easily disarmed her. “Unlike everyone here, I’m not trying to fuck you.”

The other day, a sunny moderately warm day, in my home town just North of Memphis, A FedEx truck appeared and in his hands a package from our very own Warren. Four custom designed mixes and all for me to have a sneak preview. “Erotic Adventures” was my first trip into the mixology of the famed Warren. It was not to disappoint.

St Patrick’s day, green beads, green pants, drunken courage, outrageous game and a magical elixir. Every person in the bar was my friend. My bar tab ended at $19 with drinks and shots for the house several times. Life was great and what started as “she’s like my daughter” with all the men thinking “yeah the one I want to bang like a drum :smiley:” soon turned into you are so cool, you guys would be awesome together, blah, blah blah.

OK so that was the first time using the mix and everything worked out well :wink:.

Last night was the Pony (Jiggly Wiggly Bar) and things were pretty cool there too. I’m not into the whole stripper thing but I couldn’t keep them away. Usually I tell them no I’m here to drink and even smoking a big ole cigar couldn’t keep them away. Heck I even told them I was broke. If you’re wondering why I go, its for the waitresses.

So I ended up leaving at 2:30, drunk, with T-shirts for all of us, lifetime VIP passes, and free beer pretty much all night. Holy Fungus!

I’ll be heading out to a regular bar tonight and we’ll see what happens. So far - Two Thumbs Up.

This is exactly why I love my job :stuck_out_tongue:

P.S. The world has me to thank for summer. Global warming is my doing too. You’re all welcome.

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As always, great report! Was it a blind test? Or did you have an idea of what was in Warren’s mix?

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Awesome, Warren’s long awaited mix. I am excited to hear about it! Awesome story Steve! Awesome mix Warren!

Yeah so it was in the 60s yesterday and it is going to snow tonight. Whats up with you god?

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Taunt not or be damned to eternity in cold winter :stuck_out_tongue:

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Blind.

I have no idea whats in there only an idea of what they might do. ;)However my experience would lead me to believe Warren has greatly understated the expected results…

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The “virtuous” are the portals for not only our sentimental aesthetics of what we lost. but the blank slate on which we can evoke new knowledge and wisdom of the nonverbal sense of life that supersedes the mental restraints. The bar maid will eventually succumb to her debauchery, whether by your or another’s premeditated seduction or her own desires to know the boundaries of her own ecstasy.

If we seek our own limited satiation without consideration of bringing the “maid” to a grander vision of her own energetic powers, then we have failed the impulse that stirs our loins to unite and commune with the her soul on the altar of sublime knowledge.

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Maybe I should rename this mix “Soul Sacrifice” then like P75, it would already have its theme song.

Actually, Andrew, this is not the one, named Sensuality, which you probably have in mind. This was supposed to be the “also ran” of the group, with a specific target audience not suspected to include Steve.

Then, again, Steve is an admitted “-none whore” and he instinctively picked out Erotic Adventures, which has the highest androstenone content of the group. Perhaps the others (including Sensuality and L.M.R.) will be too subtle for him?

Could be… I don’t have balls big enough to wear Erotic Adventures to a strip club :open_mouth:. I guess I know too much about what’s behind the mixology. I have been working on this mix for a long time, on and off – mainly off. Whenever I came back to it, I would abruptly hit a brick wall. Then a serendipitous combining of pheromones alerted to the secret. Most mixes are built around a single pheromone, my Sensuality Mix around P86, A314 around androsteRone, Instant Honesty around betanol, etc. Erotic Adventures has four main cornerstones. Remove any one of them and the whole mix fails.

I am curious, Steve, how you will experience the Sensuality mix at a strip club. The last couple of times I tried it, I got a very, very different reaction than you got with Erotic Adventures, very good but very different. Of course, it is a completely different mix.

The support of the regulars at Bill’s is something I would not have seen coming. It makes a lot of sense in retrospect…

Yeah, that’s what I was going for!! I think we’re gonna need to see a note from JunyaOrnery’s therapist before we sell him any Erotic Adventures mix :slight_smile:. He’s already there; we don’t want to shove him over the edge!

Warren

P.S. I just got a PM from Jasmin saying when she gets back to California in April that my *Sensuality *mix and DancingJoker’s A2 are on her “short list” of things she wants to release :stuck_out_tongue:.

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Fr: J-O
Soul Sacrifice was one of my anthems, alongside of “Chicago’s” ‘It better end soon’. The energy, amplitude, and undulating frequencies of rythm and harmonies moved my intensity to a level of inspiration that set the standard for the rest of my reactions and responses to soliciting or incidental stimuli that I encountered.

(As soon as they make the chemical derivative of THC legal, I’ll be ready to go back on “my meds”!)Soul Sacrifice

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Last night I decided to use the mix labeled sensuality as I was heading to BuckyStars to get a blog post done. I haven’t been there in a really long time and it was Monday so I wasn’t expecting that much of a crowd and I was right. There were however two hottie Baristas working, one I’ve had a moment with and the other who, well I’ll see.

Three sprays to the neck and regular flirty fun with the one I’ve had a moment with. Wasn’t a lot going on there though and even though she went outside to smoke a cigarette she didn’t have much to say to me. She used to be my gauge for all mx’s but I haven’t seen her in a while and who knows, could have just been an off night.

The other one was mopping but for some odd reason decided that she would spend extra time mopping in my area. A good sign. She also was basically on her hands in knees in a rather displayed position getting something from under the couch. I might think OK this is a hit, but she has done some things like this before. She has a BF and he is super cool so she is off limits. Who knows what will happen.

So I’m happily typing away and I’m at a table facing the window. The store is behind me pretty much and you would think I would know to strategically place myself to observe the entire store. Who would have ever thought anyone was even going to show up. Then they did!

A girl who I would say is about a 7 and her ridiculously hot friend. OMG! OK so now I’m like F-it, I’ve gone and wasted my first testing opportunity of Warrens Sensuality mix. That wasn’t going to be in the cards though.

The two girls sat in the couches directly behind me in front of the fireplace–a good sign. The ridiculous hot one was directly behind me. OK I need an opener, hmm what can I possibly say. I was at a loss really, not approach anxiety, more of a lacking to believe anyone was going to be around so lack of state.

Well I didn’t have to do a thing. She somehow dropped her keys behind the couch and next to me. I picked them up and asked what type of car she drove. She asked why and I made some type of comment about the back seat. She mistook what I said as a sexual connotation. Girls!

Conversation was on and yet subtle happy vibe. It was funny though because a lot of what we were talking about was innocent and yet somehow everything had a sex spin. Not a dirty naughty vibe, but just a slight sexual tone. I wonder about this mix and look forward to tonight to use it again at another coffee shop.

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You only used three sprays? You are supposed to use five. I am hoping when Jasmin makes the MX we can make it more concentrated, but for now…

My experience is that women will sometimes, very obviously, go out of their way to talk to me. At the strip club, the girls will not be so aggressive as you described with the Erotic Adventures, and as they were with earlier versions of my Sensuality Mix. At the strip club, with this version it is very comfortable, but I feel I can very easily get the complete attention of any woman I take a liking to.

This is consistent with my experience.

Where this mix really shines (and what it was designed for) is the bedroom. Don’t use it all up before you get to try it with a “sure thing” and see if it positively impacts an intimate experience!

I like to reapply a couple of sprays every couple of hours.

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Well I am glad I didn’t use more than three last night either. LOL, must have read it wrong.

Last night there wasn’t a female soul in sight. Notta, none, zero, zilch. YIKES

Tonight I will take a break from it as far as using when I’m out. I’m meeting a girl at a bar so I was thinking IJ which she reacts to well. Should I bring this along and have it for after the bar? Would it combine well or are you suggesting wear it by itself when getting horizontal?

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I like the Sensuality Mix with A314 (usually three drops), but you like -none better than me. Instant Jerk? I dunno… I don’t see why not. It’s gonna have a bit more of an aggressive tone. Lets find out!

For the rest of the folks following along out there (willing to consider an alternative to the legendary “panty scorcher” mix), I had taped a label onto the side of the togo bottles, which I sent Steve. The label had the name of the mix and – in, admittedly, small print – the recommended number of sprays.

I have also decided “to grow a pair” and try my Erotic Adventures mix at the nudie bar, this weekend or whenever I get a chance. Steve, do you remember how many sprays you used of that mix for those miraculous results?

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7 sprays :stuck_out_tongue:

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OK so I have been mulling over this one and finally have a little time time to post. Last week a girl asked me to come to where she works. It’s a bar and I was going to go and smoke myself a nice cigar so I was like sure.

This is the same girl who broke up with me, although I didn’t even know we were dating to begin with. For back history go here: My Girlfriend broke up with me.

Now the girl is sexy and sweet, there are lots of other girls there and I’m a really social guy, so why not. At first I was going to just wear jeans and a T-Shirt, but thought better of it. If I was going to start talking to someone at least I wouldn’t be that guy who not only is alone in the bar, but doesn’t dress well either. I dressed to the nines and headed out. I smoked a little on the way so I kind of got a little paranoid. LOL, not sure why but I just did.

I sit in the garden with a window side view of Beale Street, although their are no windows. I’m kicking back watching the band and smoking my cigar. Nice night and there are some cuties I have my eye on. My Waitress has unbelievable hazel eyes that pierce my very core. I’ve never seen her before so I immediately start in on her.

My line of thought is build attraction then ask if she has seen my friend. Instant Social Proofing always works. She is a bit distant, but she is busy so its cool. Anyway all of a sudden this tall, leggy blond comes walking up in tight pants and just looking good. I’m like wow and she’s walking right towards me. The next thing you know she’s kissing me on the lips and says Hi baby, I didn’t think you were going to come.

It’s the girl I am supposed to meet and wow does she look great. It has been a while since I’ve seen her in anything except her uniform. Although sexy the whole school girl thing gets old after a while. She looks hot. Needless to say the waitress is all about some SteveO now that I am there with one of her fellow waitresses and while she is off work.

We were only there for about 2 hours when my friend asked me if I still had something in my car of hers. I said yeah sure, I think so. I’m thinking she is going to use that as reason to come up to my car, but nope. She asks me to get it when I go up and bring it down. I do.

As I pull up next to her car she’s already in it and waiting. She says follow me and I do.

Not going to post any private details but in the car I spray 5 sprays Sensuality Mix. When I get there, to where ever there was, it was on. Now I’ve tried some things in my life and I am not innocent by any term. I’m going to go out on a limb here and say that sex on XTC is probably the greatest thing ever. Yeah :slight_smile: that’s right!

I’m not sure what’s in this but I swear by all things Pink and Squishy this stuff is electrifying… Every touch, every move was like amplified to the umpteenth power. Really just pretty darn remarkable. Kissing her was like entering paradise and forget about anything else.

But it needed a second test and so I did. The next test, this time it was meeting someone right at her house. A different someone though. I’m not sure if this was the intended result but from what I can understand is that somehow it acts as some kind of sense stimulation. The second girl even mentioned that night was magic. Another thing is that it almost feels like this is your first time with this person and I make a big effort to ensure she will ALWAYS remember me. Yeah it really is that good. I like it so far.

Anyone notice that the first girl did it to me again. First she breaks up with me and then she is dating me again and not once did I know. WTFungus

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That is definitely an important part of it. I am glad that part is working so well for you. It is great to get that confirmation, from the experienced and legendary SteveO, that kissing and sex are exceptional, magical, electrifying.

As everyone probably knows, by now, the Sensuality Mix has P86 in it, along with eighteen other pheromones. It is supposed to start off making everyone attractive.

What I most notice, as someone with much less game than SteveO, is how easily a couple flows into good sex. I am reminded, again, of Steve’s quote from the earlier post, “…a lot of what we were talking about was innocent and yet somehow everything had a sex spin. Not a dirty naughty vibe, but just a slight sexual tone.” For an AFC like myself, initiating sex always feels awkward (without Sensuality Mix). In one of Steve’s examples he is with a woman he hasn’t been with in quite some time – those can be the most awkward! I have had experiences like that myself, and with the Sensuality Mix everything just flows so naturally and easily that it seems like the most normal, natural, obvious thing – before, during and after.

I’m starting to wonder if my L.M.R. Mix is redundant!

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I was doing well following the story, til I read that! :open_mouth:

Now why you have to go and say that fer!?!?!

I want some, too! And if I have to wait a year to get some, I’m telling mom!!! :angry:

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P86 is in it, so I know I want some now!!!

Just read this …

I’m good!

Damn, APRIL’s gonna be one hell of a MONTH for those lucky enough to get CatLordy’s PANTY REMOVER (SCORCHER), Warren’s SENSUALITY MIX, and that Dancing Joker fella’s** A2**!!!

IF you guys are pulling an APRIL’S FOOL … trust me when I say, you DO NOT wanna do that to me, 'cause if you do … I’m taking the first flight West, and somebody’s getting slapped side the head … with a loaf of bread!!! :roll_eyes:

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Let me recap for those of you following along. A couple of weeks ago I sent Steve four mixes to preview. Steve began this thread by reporting on the mix I call Erotic Adventures (Soul Sacrifice).

Steve’s most recent posts have covered a different mix, the one I call Sensuality and what I hope to become my first mix to get MXified, in April. Steve seems to like it. In fact, he has described success with both mixes, though they are very different in the tone of their sexy effects. Whereas Erotic Adventures sacrifices the soul for the ends of animal sexuality, Sensuality Mix harnesses the sensual to energize the spirit.

In this post, I want to return to the Erotic Adventures mix. With Erotic Adventures, Steve had amazing results at a strip club, a venue where I have enjoyed different versions (including the most current) of my Sensuality Mix, too many times to count. But it had never occurred to me to test the relatively new Erotic Adventures mix at a strip club. Now, I have. That tale follows.

Calm at the Center of a Storm

Upon leaving home I applied three sprays of Erotic Adventures. Seven sprays are recommended. It is a very concentrated mix, already, but hopefully we can eventually concentrate it further to get the spray count down. I was also wearing A314 (three drops).

My first stop was the bank. I deposited a check but couldn’t get cash back because their computer was down. It’s like Burger King being out of Whoppers, except at the bank you cannot get a fish sandwich and fries! Normally, this would send me into a rage. I can deposit money, but I can’t get it back?! I noted the irony, realized I “should” be enraged, but screaming at the teller wouldn’t help, and I stayed calm. Important distinction: I did not suppress my rage, pretending to be calm to stay out of jail, as I seethed inside. No, I genuinely did not feel ticked off and sympathized with the helpless teller, who had probably already been berated enough that morning.

What is amazing is that I typically would have been infuriated at the situation. I don’t have a lot of goodwill toward banks to begin with. With less than half a dose of Erotic Adventures, I am calm and alert and maintain a rational focus. This is in spite of the fact that Erotic Adventures has some outstandingly aggressive pheromones and can be a very aggressive mix.

Strippers Gone Wild

As I’ve noted before, my designated driver works for the bus company. I gave myself three more sprays and got on the bus. After a few stops, an attractive blond sits next to me. That almost never happens. There was brief small talk but, as I lack Steve’s game (and my mind’s already at the strip club), nothing further develops.

At the time I arrive at the strip club, I give myself three more sprays. It is early afternoon on Saturday. The total spray count for the Erotic Adventures mix is now up to nine sprays. A couple of hours have passed, since I started, so I assume this is roughly equivalent to the seven sprays recommended.

The first thing I notice is the unusual amount of unpremeditated touching of the hands and arms, by both of us, as I pay the waitress for my first beer. It is the custom for dancers, at the end of their sets, to walk around and greet the audience, usually shaking hands. Again, I notice unusually warm handshakes with little squeezes, etc.

The style of dancing on stage number two is the most blatant difference I notice, especially after I’ve been there a while and the pheromones have dispersed. For an area five to ten yards surrounding me, everything is a little different.

The dramatic presentations of the performers are especially libidinally energized. The swaying, sensuous undulations of the dancers give way to atypically aggressive pelvic thrusting, bumping and grinding. Those offended by crude language skip to the next paragraph. Girls accustomed to profiting from sparkly eyes and large, shapely breasts shift their style as this becomes a day for ladies with Brazilian waxes and pretty pink pussy lips. Said view generally takes superior tipping, but today uninterrupted, spread-legged, gynecological quality viewing of assholes and parted pussy lips is ubiquitous. The actively lustful quality is clearly a reaction to more than just a full moon. At the height of the day shift, the dancer in front of me gets an uproarious, standing ovation, like I have never seen before on a Saturday afternoon.

Afterwards she thanks me profusely. One of the patrons walks over and apologizes to me for not being able to stay longer. I am just a mediocre tipper sitting there quietly, minding my own business and drinking a domestic beer.

Jerky Focus

One of the older dancers, who must be over forty by now, always greets me with a kiss and delighted conversation about how good it is to see me. On this day, she ignores me. Later she is talking to another man and accidentally knocks over a beer, splashing it onto the lining of my leather coat. Nonplussed, I begin wiping beer off my coat and she hurriedly jumps in to help. It seems she is rubbing it in, more than she is wiping it off, and I accidentally on purpose claw her with my thumb nail. I would, normally, not do that. It is the calmly calculated aggression of this mix. Yelling at the bank teller would have accomplished nothing, but here I am uninhibited about effectively (almost viciously) defending my interests, albeit in a minor way.

Now and then, I noticed a jerky focus. This may have contributed to the beer getting spilt. Erotic Adventures has twelve pheromones. I am going to try some very small adjustments to rebalance a couple of the the minor pheromones in the mix to make it smoother.

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I don’t do strip clubs, but it sounds like a good mix, Warren. :wink:

To be continued …

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BUMPING just in case someone forgot to UPDATE. :roll_eyes:

Put this mix in the same grouping as PANTY (REMOVER) SCORCHER … I’m definitely interested!!