WARNING: I hope you like reading long, Long, LONG essays cause here comes one or two, or maybe three.
Hi guys, my name is Shawn and I’m from the South. I’m 19 years old, and a sophmore in college. I have a penis.
While searching for a cologne on eBay, I came across a pheromone page and decided to check it out. Of course, this isn’t the first time I’ve been exposed to the idea of using pheromones to attract the opposite sex. I’ve read about it quite thoroughly in high school, but was always dubious of the actual effects (and still am). The reason I’ve started looking again is that school is starting very soon, and I’m just trying to suit up. I go to a school that’s consistently ranked the top 10 in hot girls, and it kills me that I’m not taking as much advantage of that as I can. Besides, the potential gain from this is much too great to pass on. Since this is the internet, I feel a lot more comfortable in saying that I’m still a virgin (not that I’m not in real life, I’ve told friends. But nonetheless, embarassing, right?). I was pretty damn introverted in high school (still introverted but wayy better than before) probably due to my less-than-ideal parents (but I’ll refrain from a diatribe). Since getting to college, I’ve become a lot amiable and social but I’m still not to the level of being able to flirt like crazy with any girl I want. I want that. I want it BAD.
My body is semiathletic. It is by no means ripped, but I do have a decent 6 pack and fair amount of toned muscle. Over the summer, I have been working towards a better body (but that didn’t work out so well when I spent a month in Beijing binge drinking, socializing, eating crazy shit, and not exercising). Since getting back to the states, I’ve been exercising every day. My personality is pretty good. People say I’m friendly and by no means shy. I do very, very much enjoy just joking around and teasing other people (the laughing part feels good). I get pretty sad when I’m not around people, but I do like some me-time every once in a while. In most instances around friends or in a high energy atmosphere, I’m pretty congenial. However, around strangers especially girls especially hot girls I sorta freeze up and my mind goes blank. I can’t make jokes, I can play around, and I just freeze.
I’m not expecting anything astronomical from pheromones (remember? I’m still skeptical). I know at the end of the day, it’s humor, social skills, and personality that matters but anything that can help is much appreciated. Fertilizers aren’t required for plant growth but its helpful, right? I’m just looking to increase my social circle and make more friends (especially chicks). Hell, maybe even a lay once in a while cause ,you know, afterall, I DO have a Y chromosome.
After looking around, I can see that the best two companies are Androtics and Love Scent. Since Androtics is offering a $25 coupon, I’m leaning a little towards them. Again, how is this stuff applied? Do you spray it on or is it some kind of oil that you rub on yourself. Can you mix it with other cologne (I just bought a bottle of Acqua di Gio and hate to see that turn into a paperweight)? How would you? How many sprays would I use for the product that you’re recommending me? How many sprays would I get per bottle?
Thanks so much for your patience assuming that you read my LONG paragraphs and is now reading this sentence (Holy shit, I just realized this is probably as long or longer than any of my high school essays). I really do look forward to hearing from you. Whewwww fingers are hurting. Again, thanks you, merci beaucoup, 谢谢, and RARRWWWRRR (that’s in dinosaur).![]()