Have at it, man! Just keep the brotherhood a secret, yes? 
-D4
Okay, I won’t walk up and say, " A little birdie told me you two may react well to pheromone products! Smell me, smell me hard!"
about three miles of hoops stacked in the garage
leap gracefully doing pirouettes and mid-air tricks
Man, you were gone. Glad you’re back, and doing better.
Glad to see your shift in perception, it will make you a better person.
This third person tale is dedicated to the one and only Tater.
Data4 got home from work this evening and slipped into the bathroom where he applied 2 sprays from a To-Go vial containing a composite made of 2 parts Drakkar Noir (wife’s favorite cologne), 1 part Instant Female Magic, and 1/5th total volume of NPA to his neck, rubbed out over the shoulders and down to the chest.
He peeked into his wife’s room and waved with a “Hey, I’m home.”, then fired up Mr. Coffee for a little evening brew. Taking a cup, he stepped out back to have a smoke. Total elapsed time was about 20 minutes, enough for the concoction to dry down.
He then went back to his wife’s room and sat on the bed, watching the rest of CSI: Vegas in silence with his wife. After it was over, a conversation involving how eachother’s day went, Data4 leaned in and kissed his wife on the lips- just a quick peck. He then looked at her directly in the eyes for a moment and said “I really miss you sometimes.”, then walked back to his computer in his room to check email, news, weather, Pherotalk, etc. 5 minutes later, his wife stuck her head in his door, giving him a come hither look, and said “I’m going to take a bubble bath with that stuff you got me (note: Data4’s wife’s birthday was Monday, and he got her a high-end bath set that makes those packages they have in ridiculous bulk at Wal-Mart look like a bottle of Sesame Street bubble bath for babies)”, let the look linger a second or two, then she proceeded into the bathroom.
Not one to be too hasty, Data4 waited about 15 minutes, then slipped into the bathroom to “check in on her”. She said she loved the bubblebath, thanked him again for the set, and asked him to check in with her in about a half an hour.
45 minutes later (again, why rush?), Data4 peeked in. Wife asked pretty-please if he could get her something to drink, so while he did that, she sneaked out of the bath and into his bed. Data4 would like to note that his wife is sometimes scary fast.
Long story short, Data4’s wife has previously stated that pheromones don’t work on her. Evidently, Data4’s wife was wrong, because he didn’t do anything to initiate.
Data4 would like to thank Androtics, Guy Laroche, the creators of NPA, and of course, his wife for the best night he’s had in months.
-D4
Just remember, Paradise claims that TUTH smells like her bubblebath. She’s also commented on IShine and Ammo, too. Naomi never made any comments about my smell, but she was always… er… expressive when we were together. Also, keep an eye out for Kitty and Loni. Both have made positive comments. Kitty bit my nipple once and Loni… Loni is the club’s one and only perfect 10. She’s also a gun enthusiast, which to me ups her sexiness quotient. Of course, she could have been bragging about her new Kimber .45 semi-auto as a way of saying “Don’t F with me”, but she has a really sweet personality.
A part of me is going to miss going up there. A lot of the girls are just cool as hell, fake or not. After going for several times, I was known and liked by just about everyone. It was a nice ego boost. But those days are behind me now. I’ve also erased Naomi and Paradise’s phone numbers from my cell. Time to move forward.
-D4
Data
Loved your last couple posts. I am glad your giving it a last effort and who knows it may be a whole new beginning for you and your wife. If not then you know you did all you could to try and make it work and you wont find yourself self saying “if only I had” later on down the road.
Just look at your strip club experiences as a time of self discovery. What you discovered there is you love yourself and your wife.
I am rooting for you. 
Oh and its funny how many people say Mones dont effect me and then you wear them and stand back and watch while they do and they dont even realize it.
Tisha
Tater has a nearly ear-to-ear grin on his face from that one! I am so incredibly happy for you, Data. Youve made my morning!
Hang in there! Im praying it will not only work out but your marriage will be even better than before.
Ditto here as well. As difficult as marriage can be sometimes, it should be a forever institution. I won’t go into a sermon, (tough as that may be) but stick with it and always try to work things out. I have seen to many friends get married and give up over seemingly trivial stuff.
Good luck and take care and nice post about the pheros!
Great stuff D4, I’m happy for you man, all the best!
J
Got my order in today
Did a quick test with Instant Jerk. I put a half spray on my wrist and went to my wife’s room and sat behind her. She said “What are you doing? You know those don’t work on me.” I said “Here, take a whiff. It’s called Instant Jerk.” She sniffed and said “I take that back. It is working, now GO AWAY!!!” She’s a wee bit cranky at me today because I overslept.
-D4
My phero use and testing are on hold for now, and it really sucks because I got my order in last week, plus I have MX’es that I’m obligated to report on. Unfortunately some issues have come up that… well, I’m looking at post-holidays before I can offer up anything of use.
In the meantime, Tisha or SteveO, could one of you toss this thread up into the Journals forum when it’s up and running? Thanks!
-D4
We’'ll see you when you come back. Enjoy your holidays!
Well Data. I dont know whats up, but im hoping everything goes well for you. Sometimes you just have stuff to deal with. Good luck with it…
I feel like a comic book superhero. Tee hee! The Red Avenger, to go along with my new avatar. My problem that was mentioned in a prior thread has been dealt with in a way most… karmic.
Just remember, boys and girls, if you’re going to try to impress a girl with wild and fanciful tales of army life, make sure her husband doesn’t know people in Army Intel.
-D4
Well… I guess now is as good a time as any. I was going to be heading back to my home town of Atlanta, GA for Christmas, but now it looks as if I’m leaving for good. I’m basically taking whatever will fit into my suitcase, which means my computer will stay here for my wife to sell or whatever. This means that I’m not going to be posting here again for the foreseeable future. I want to thank everyone for their help, kind words, words of wisdom, and ability to bring a smile to my face. It was a wild ride, but now it’s time to close this chapter in my life and start a new one. Who knows what the future will hold? I may pop in here on some random chance, but I make no guarantees.
Thanks again, everyone, and I wish you all the best!
-D4
Best of luck to you.
Pack your pheromones!
Best of everything data4! Horizons hold endless opportunity.
Wish i knew what that means for your marriage situation. Sometimes when things are broken, it takes a while for them to get fixed again. All i can say is it has been a joy to interact with you, Data. Reading your posts, with your particular brand of candidness, has often been a highlight of my day. I wish you happiness at the end of this road, and as much peace as possible as you walk down it. Im sorry youre having to go through this.
Remember that if youre going through Hell, dont stop. You will come out the other side if you keep pressing through.
Wishing you many good things…
Tater
Sometimes when things are broken, they aren’t meant to be fixed. Unfortunately, that’s what happened to my marriage. On a positive note, I was finally able to grieve for what was lost in a way that has allowed me to be able to look ahead. Before, I was stuck in that mindset where there was no one else who could replace my wife, but now I’m coasting along towards acceptance. It feels like I finally hit rock bottom emotionally and am now working my way back up. Believe me, recovery feels a whole lot better than just sitting and watching things fall apart.
Thanks, Tater. I really do appreciate you and your well wishes. Obviously, I’m back (No way in hell I was going to leave my job at Boeing!!!), but it’s going to be a little while before I’m in the frame of mind to test pheros. An implied promise was made to give feedback on the MX series I got with my last order, and I plan to make good on it.
I have to say, however, that it’s really ironic that when I breifly spoke with a girl on the on-coming shift at work before leaving, I was invited to go with her and her “girlfriends, who are sooo much hotter than me” (her words) to a… wait for it… wait for it…
A strip club. She’s a lesbian. Her friends are too. A few are bi. And I can’t go… at least, not yet. Not till I’m not as emotionally and for that matter, intellectually guarded as I am right now.
Ah well…
-D4