Dead product walking!

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Ladies!

Gents!

Starting my a.m. off with the quick sharing of a short story of my hit using a product that is NO LONGER AVAILABLE, which too place at the entrance/exit of a grocery store.

“SHORT AND SWEET” written and directed by The M to the M :wink:

SPACELAND: 1 spray to each side of my neck, and 1 shared by the top of my hands

EXPERIMONE -NONE: 15 mcgs to the throat/chest area

As I exited my transportation that has four wheels, I’m headed into a grocery store to pick up some Ruffles and that Sour Cream & Onion dip. YUM!!!

As I get, I recon, about 7 feet from the entrance, coming out of the exit is this Amazon of a chocolate drop! Tall, country girl thick, excellent pecs for nice round of a M&M’s kiss planting session. :stuck_out_tongue: I’d do her, IF she promised not to hurt me. :roll_eyes:

Stranger. She looks! She smiles! And then, she spoke! “I SMELL YOU!”

“HUH?”

“I SMELL YOU! YOU SMELL GOOD!”

“I BET YOU SAY THAT TO ALL THE GUYS. AND, NO, YOU CAN’T HAVE ANY OF MY CHIPS.”

She laughs out loud, and walks on to her car. Yes, I did! How else was I gonna find out what kind of toilet grippers she had! I turned and looked! What was round in appearance, and nicely stuffed into her jeans, made my teeth itch!!! Speaking of which, as I’ve traveled from town to town, there is one thing that I’ve noted about women in tight jeans/pants/gym pants/shorts/dresses/pjs on the streets:

When a woman walks, and her rear end is going from side-to-side, I can only give her a grade of a 6 on a 10 scale. Why? Glad you aked! Cause that doesn’t come with a guarantee! Anything can happen once the pants come off. Nothing more shocking than a nice set of toilet grippers hitting the back of a woman’s knee caps once she’s naked!!! :cool:

Now, on to the 9-10 grades! Yum! Yum! When a woman is walking, and her lower cheeks is going up and down with each step … you have a 9 or 10, gents!!! Give it the grade of YOUR choice! Cause that’s how you spot a good and tight quality pooter, and that’s what I call muscle control!!! Nibble! Nibble! Nibble, momma! :stuck_out_tongue: 10! 10! 10!

This has been a M to the M’s Quick Hit Report!

You boys and girls play nice, now, ya’hear’me!!! :slight_smile:

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Brightened my afternoon that. :smiley:

The only hit I’ve had today is a twentysomething giving me chocolate - The usual A314! :slight_smile:

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I enjoy reading you posts two thumbs up!

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If A314 is getting you chocolate from a PYT, I say what Charlie said, “WINNING!” :stuck_out_tongue:

Thanks, Prof! Glad you enjoyed my sharing.

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Well, A314 and a hefty dose of Alpha 7 got me two free large coffees and chat from two very nice young ladies last night, so it does have its uses! :smiley:

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Sounds like you’re abusing your A314 privileges, Mobo! :smiley: At-a-boy!!! :wink:

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Well its about all I can abuse at the moment - That foot trouble has spread to one of my shoulders, so I’ve spent the last few weeks in a fog of painkillers, apathy and more medical appointments. :angry:

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Foot trouble that has spreaded to one of your shoulders, does NOT sound like foot trouble. You trust your doc? Pain going from one place to another, sounds like something that would be of the back. But I’m no doc, so …

Hang in there!

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It is connected - Apparently Rotator Cuff problems commonly occur alongside the kind of osteo-arthritic thing I’ve got going with my foot and they are also a known side effect of diabetes - And my lack of normal excercise/activity has meant that blood sugar control has not been so good the last two checkups. So its a kind of not-unexpected knock-on effect.

And yes, the change in my gait has also affected my back but luckily I’ve never been prone to back trouble and its been no more than minor discomfort.

Just want that surgery soon! :angry: :angry: :angry:

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And another free coffee from the cute blonde one - Seriously, I have got more freebies out of this place than I’ve bought in the last two weeks. Thanks to Summer Ammo/IG with the weekend girls and A314/A7 with the full-timers! :smiley:

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that was a great post M&M, made me smile ear to ear

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Ear to ear smiles ROCK, Chress! Glad to know that I was the cause of the world being safe … just for that one second. :wink:

Thanks!

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Thanks M&M it got a big smile and a chuckle here too :smiley:

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Alright! Alright! Alriiiiiiiiiiiight!!! Glad to know no one got hurt in your smiling and chuckling moment, either, Mark! :wink: Or do you smile and chuckle when you’re getting ready to take someone out? :o :smiley:

Thanks!

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Hahaha been too many years I cant remember :smiley: