He hasn’t been on in a long time so I was wondering if he got cooked in the tanning bed machine!
Come back Thomas 
I was just thinking the same thing.
There’s been a critical lack of exclamation points and caps lock on the forum. 
GUYS!!! i HAVE A NEW Idea!
I’m sending out a search party.
I told him to watch out for those guys with the “How To Serve Man” book and that tanning beds don’t have a spit… but did he listen??? Nooooooo.
Nunya, you CANT DO THAT! It’s a serious violation of forum rules to claim that you have a new, amazing idea, and then NOT SHARE IT. I’m banning you in 15 minutes if there isn’t an answer to this suspense. 
:D:o
i thought she was just being thomas,lol.
i mean, she sounded just like him! 
Sheesh Jasmin the Jazzinator:
You need to take a break from the pheromones! Nunya was implying the Ole TL love schtick on a typical Thomas post.
I think Britney might need a roomate
girl - i don’t have any new ideas…i was just giving you what you needed. kinda like methadone. not quite the same, but it’ll keep the craving at bay.
I’m telling you we need a Jasmin intervention. I see it’s off to rehab!
Good news everybody I just saw Thomas in the current online users thingy.
Yo Cock Chill Niggggga Wuuuuuuuuuuttt!!! Ballinnnnnnn!!!
Im Back!!!
My Computer Is Fixed!!!
And Guess What!!! My Libido Is Proportional To How Well My Computer Works!!! Yehhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!! Rawwwwwwww:d:d:d:d:d
(shake That Money Maker Baby!!! Muhahahaha My Comps Audio Is Insane And Makes Me Turn Red Like A Gang Of Screeching Nazis From A Leni Riefenstahl Movie!!!)
Yhea, The Tanning Experience Was Crazy!!! I Loaded My Body With Antioxydants Before Going In The Cancer Machine. I Ate About 100 000 Units Of Antyoxydants Before Entering The Machine. I Bet I Would Have Scored 120 000 On A Bio Photonic Scanner Score Machine!!!
Mannnnnn, My Computer Took Exactly 13 Straight Hours Of Work To Fix And I Massively Upgraded It!!!
When I Bought Come Computer Parts I Was Wearing Mx102 Muhahahahah.
But I Got Help From My Sister That Has A Doctorate In Computers.
Omg, And I Ate The Best Burrito The Other Day, Had Slices Of The Highest Quality Steak Stripes In It And Had The Size Of Of A Cd But Was 25cm Long!!! Avocadoes, Tomatoes, Stuff, Beans…
Also, Im In Love With My Extremely Good Friends Sex Partener.
Also, Im 90% There To Banning Fluoride In My City!!!
I Sate Down With Our Leader And Explained Everything About Fluoride!!!
Did A Shit Load Of Things
I Got A Ton Of New Friends!!
And One Thing That People Like To Hear Is This: My Libido Is At 1500% Of A Normal Male Right Now!!!:d Muhahahah Upgrade Upgrade!!! Hey Hey Hey Hey Upgrade The Libido, Shake That Money Maker, Upgrade!!!
Damn we missed you.
I knew I wasn’t laughing as much 
you had to ask. now we will never get him back in the bottle.
Wow, Me 2, Im Uber Happy To See You All!!!
In The Back Of My Mind, I Was Thinkin “hmmm, My Pheromone Talk Conversations Are Lagging”.
:d:d:d
(i Was Getting Tired Of Not Having A Computer)
Thou should always have a backup!
I got this one (custom desktop), 2 towers in storage, two notebooks around here somewhere, and my trusty Apple ]+ if all else fails. (Plus 3 Atari ST’s, a couple of Commodores [64, 64C if I recall], an ancient Tandy, and an Atari 8-bit…)
As well as a Vaio where I’m working that has DSL!
What, no “Trash 80”?? On a side note, a couple of months ago, I had the chance to meet Andy Kay. He’s about 80 now and still working with his son.
The “Tandy” I mentioned is a “Trash 80” but I don’t recall the model number. One of those all-in-one silver and black things. I do have a Tanndy LT1400 laptop as well come to think of it… Used the LT to write HTML code for eBay listings for a while… but had to use DOS EDIT and that was a pain (MS DOS 3.3 - on disks. No HD)
commodore 64 hahahaha
load"pherotalk",8
run
hhahaha
BlackSwan
Ah, the memories!!