Tisha23: Some say ... she needs no introduction, as she is everywhere at once.

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The legend of the mysterious Tisha23 …

  • Some say Tish invented Instant Shine by building a working nuclear reactor out of wood and hemp.

  • Some say Tish can outrun a cougar, both the animal and the human.

  • Some say Tish is naturally resistant to bullets.

  • Some say Tish needs no introduction, as she is everywhere at once.

  • Some say her natural pheromone production level was once calculated, but the scientist in charge of it went crazy and killed himself.

  • Some say Instant Honesty makes her predict your own death.

  • Some say her legal name is actually “Her Holiness”.

  • Some say she needs no computer to post on this forum.

  • Some say she could be right in front of you at any given time, but you’d never know it, because she’s stealthy.

  • Some say Turn up the Heat literally makes her burst into flame.

  • Some say the only person ever to successfully seduce Tish was Catlord, but he’ll never be the same again.

  • Some say Tish actually gets younger every day, or at least looks it.

  • Some say she once created a gift card so large that even she could not cash it in.

  • And finally, some say this is definitely going to be the most awesome thread ever.

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  • Some say she would give you the unused product right out of her stash
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“- Some say Tish can outrun a cougar, both the animal and the human.”

AHAHAHAHHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHA OMFG AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHHA

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Much appreciated!

  • Some say if you open any Merriam-Webster dictionary printed between 1996 and 2003, you can find a picture of her under “epicicity,” even though “epicicity” isn’t a word.
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Nice thread :slight_smile:

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  • Some say Tish actually invented seduction, but sold it to the general public in exchange for Iceland.
  • Some say she traded Iceland for Finland, Finland for Norway, Norway for the Galapagos Islands, the Galapagos Islands for concert tickets, the concert tickets for a motorcycle, the motorcycle for a lawnmower, the lawnmower for a fish pen, and the fish pen for a red paperclip.
  • Some say she wears the red paperclip around her neck and uses it to fight crime.
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Some say …so many things.

Everybody say she is a goddess.

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  • Some say she never needs to come up for air. Ever.

  • Some say everybody should have to contribute to this post.

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I will say that her and Steve have been the two most helpful people I’ve met in a long time.

And even if catlord wasn’t the same, he’ll probably swear it was worth every minute.:smiley:

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  • Some say she can’t wear socks.
  • Some say her heart ticks like a clock and is nuclear-powered.
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Some say that Tisha has moved beyond sleep and instead only needs fuel her energy with new intro posts.

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Some say every time a new user gets a $25 GC from her, a dead puppy comes back to life.

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That’s not what i heard! I heard that every time a new user gets a $25 GC. an endangered species gets that much closer to achieving a stable population!

Get your facts right!

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I don’t know where you’re getting your information! I have it on good authority that every time Tish even enters the “Introductions” section of the forum, a small military coup in Somalia is averted. In fact, some say Tish created the term “coup d’état”, having invented the French language.

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Some say pictures of her appear in avatars on forum posts drawn on cave walls in Australia, thousands of years ago.

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Sounds like you’ve got an online pheromone hit tish!

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Some say her pheromones can travel great distances, across continents, and through space and time.

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Now that’s diffusion I want!

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You have to apply directly your brain.

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  • Some say Tisha’s cerebrospinal fluid can be used in place of hydraulic fluid in air compressors.
  • And some say that her reputation precedes her so much, it was actually here last Tuesday.