Like it says, i’ll start and everyone can add to it if they so want to.
I awoke in a hot arid desert.
I could see on the horizon, clouds trailing down from the sky to the ground…
But it was not so much the clouds I was interested in but instead what they seemed to tell me was coming. Forin the distance, I could just barely see …
A wild heard of 100 amazon women running my direction. As I thought to myself “how much CTTM2 did I put on this morning?”
My God those women are not Amazons, they’re actually client service reps from Amazon and they are all carrying seduction books! I wonder what they have in mind and to think I only have on a…
Seedo. maybe I can swim across the lake before…
I lose the other p in my pants…
but I guess it wouldn’t matter anyway, because it turns out the lake is actually the Kiddy pool. OMG shark in the Kiddy Pool, oh wait that’s just a …
seduction book reading Amazon client service rep, and she’s climbing out of the pool and reaching for…
my rubber ducky…
And the rubber ducky grabbed her seduction book in it’s little beak and flew off to…
a hot arid desert, distant clouds were trailing down to the horizon. I could just barely make out the sound of…
farts… just then… i thought i smelt…
The distinctive odor of copulins wafting through the air, and as I turned to see where the scent was eminating from, I saw…
Tisha standing there in her pink fuzzy bathrobe and curlers, and two of the blue green curlers were sticking up like horns. As I thought to myself, "oh No, not again, she going to…
field test Mark in Dallas’ new phero enema theory and I was to be the first…
to realize that I was hallucinating. No! No, this cannot be! Why would my beloved Tisha want to dehydrate me even more? I struggled to my feet, shook my head, rubbed my eyes and lo and behold…before me stood…The Most Beautiful PheroGoddess In The History Of The Universe…yes, it was Tisha.
She was dressed in white gossamer. Light reflected around her emanating from her long flowing cascade of golden curls, face radiant, eyes bright as stars. My angel. She smiled at me.
I fell to my knees. My prayers had been answered.
In her arms she held a bottle of Pelligrino, a loaf of bread and a small blue bottle…
perched innocently upon her…
as he rested…he completely lost his mind in awe of her even though he knew what he wanted, but he didn’t know where to start until she…
Was attacked by Steve with a supersoaker. With her strength fading she cast a spell that…
turn him into a salamander.